As fundamentally flawed as a lot of it is, I have to embrace fully my bias and accept that this game just means a lot to me. I don't really mind the glaring issues such as the questionable way of writing from the creator DyneWulf, or the billion red flags found throughout almost every single route, or the art being... hit or miss; I don't care about all that because I love it.

I connect with these people in a very interesting way, I've known them for nearly 4 full years already, I've played some of the routes multiple times over, I know most of the plots from memory and I ever have a Spencer plush (the husky guy)

I could seriously talk about this game, the contents of it, what it represents and what it means to me for hours and hours upon end, whether it be the negatives of it or the things that have built a big part of who I am today.

I would recommend it to people who are interested in visiting the bizarre world of furry visual novels since it's mostly lighthearted and simple slice of life stuff.

Also yeah I'm fucking everyone in this game, go figure.

This game is a disaster from every standpoint possible. No matter where you look at it, there's always gonna be a little something that ruins it completely. There's little to nothing redeemable from this dumpster fire, from the beginning to SPECIALLY THE [main] ENDING... yet I still watch videos about it regularly and it's always entertaining somehow, so can't really say I hate it lmao, just wish it was better.

Also yeah, I AM GONNA FUCK BOTH THE BEAR AND THE ALLIGATOR A T T H E S A M E T I M E AND YOU CAN'T DO SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEET TO STOP ME HAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!

As you don't know, I suck major ass when referring to skill-dependent games. It took me like a whole week to beat the robot mf (I hate you please kindly fuck off), and to this day I kinda just stopped playing right after I beat him.

Now, ignoring my lack of functioning braincells left, I think this is an excedingly gwellcrafted product with an innovative and creative vision, a clear concept with perfect execution, an amazing aesthetic that catches the attention of anyone who sees it for the first time and a frenetic and playful gameplay to fit along with it. It's a very amazing game, check it out if you have the smallest bit of patience I lack.

Also I'm Grim Matchstick's personal cumdump LEGALLY CLAIMED SO by the man... men... dragon..s.... whatever