This game has spoken to me personally in so many fucking levels it's utopical. It's been 8 full years since I first grabbed my controller and started the opening cutscene, the first time I watched it I got perplexed! I never once saw such detailed visuals and compelling narrative before, I knew I was going for the big fucking deal here. I was excited since I had never played a 3D Sonic game before in my life, so I launched the game inmediately after the game started and even though I spent quite some minutes in only the tutorial, I was having so much fun just walking around and exploring the world. After that it begun my addiction.

Apotos is such a fucking masterful landscape, with visual elements and buildings that were too fucking amazing to be real. The fastness was just too fucking for my child brain to process, it was a delight just to see how I broke the fucking city in Spagonia, kill robots for eternity, do whatever the fuck was happening in Jungle Joyride. Everything was amazing!

...oh yeah, there's another part of the game lol

The werehog is... emmm... how can I describe it? uhhhh SO FUCKING FUNNNN

When I first had to experience Werehog's gameplay, it never felt like an exact contrary of what was established beforehand. It felt quite natural and something I can be quickly comfy with (since I've played DMC before lol)

Yeah, the platformer was kind of annoying since I was and still am an unexperienced player who still has to look at the controller each time a Quick Time Event shows up, but nowadays it feels quite smooth and even fun. The length of the levels is not a problem imo, and smashing random keys to kill fuckers in my every day bread, I love pushing random buttons and succeed at doing so.

The story is quite probably the best out of ANY SONIC GAME exceptmaybeadventurebutthatsnotwhatimgettingtohereokay, since I don't want to spoil shit I'm not digging on it but lemme tell you, the storytelling and narrative is stellar. It's well crafted and well executed, thing that most Sonic games fail to do cough soniclostworld cough

I think the only thing I don't like about the game is probably Eggmanland because seriously fuck that level, and yeah, it's a pretty great game that means quite a lot to me personally.

And now, the moment y'all were waiting for: Who's my pick for the hottest character???

Uhhhh, probably that random lady sitting in a bench in Apo- IT'S THE FUCKING WEREHOG BABYYY

Look at that body, maaaan. Look at that menacing look. Listen to his sexy fucking voiceeeee.
He can wreck my thigh fucking ass passionately rough every time he wants, and sleep hugged next to his comfy and warm furry body just to wake up and find SONIC THE HEDGEHOG???? OMG WHAT HOW

Hmmmmm, so, this one is quite sad, as it is a dead game that will remain dead and I have no hooe whatsoever for that to ever change. The developer is someone that have lost all passion to continue this project and the community is slowly losing all passion to continue on playing...

And about my pick for who's the hottest character... emmm there ain't characters, just icons and balls, and UFOs and... ships

OH YEAH THE SHIPS!!! Let's pick the 20 fucking dragons, the bird (? I guess and overall things the 60 demon ship. I'm just desperate at this point, please end my misery