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BioShock Infinite
2013
The racism allegory in the first half of the game is handled super awkwardly, to the point of being actually racist, and the second part of the game with its quantum mechanics is confusing not because it's intelligent but because it's obtuse. Furthermore, that whole ordeal regarding quantum mechanics and time travel directly conflict with the game's earlier message and intention, making the final product extremely uneven and thematically inconsistent. The twist is also poorly explained and executed.
This is a game that attempted to be shocking and unconventional, yet as shown by the widespread adoration given to it by the mainstream gaming press (undeservingly), it clearly failed. Compare the reception this game had to actually shocking games like Pathologic, and it's clear that in spite of its lofty ambitions to become a part of true art, it's just another piece of soulless, corporate, bland mass-market kitsch. With bad writing and storytelling to boot.
In fact, the story is so horrendous that the (admittedly very fun) gameplay would itself make a better game if it didn't come packaged with any story at all. I could see this game be a decent time-waster if it was just the shooting gameplay with none of the awful story bundled in, but given the prerogative towards enjoying the gameplay is waddling through hours of murky word vomit, the only sensible use for this game is to serve as fuel for the nearest dumpster bin.
Overall Rating: 1/5 (Dumpster Fire)
This is a game that attempted to be shocking and unconventional, yet as shown by the widespread adoration given to it by the mainstream gaming press (undeservingly), it clearly failed. Compare the reception this game had to actually shocking games like Pathologic, and it's clear that in spite of its lofty ambitions to become a part of true art, it's just another piece of soulless, corporate, bland mass-market kitsch. With bad writing and storytelling to boot.
In fact, the story is so horrendous that the (admittedly very fun) gameplay would itself make a better game if it didn't come packaged with any story at all. I could see this game be a decent time-waster if it was just the shooting gameplay with none of the awful story bundled in, but given the prerogative towards enjoying the gameplay is waddling through hours of murky word vomit, the only sensible use for this game is to serve as fuel for the nearest dumpster bin.
Overall Rating: 1/5 (Dumpster Fire)
BioShock Infinite
2013
BioShock Infinite
2013
BioShock Infinite
2013
not only is the writing in this game just like astoundingly off base in every possible way that's all been very well documented but it's also just like at its absolute best the world's most boring fps and at its worst the world's most frustrating fps, there's absolutely nothing going on here that's worth anything
BioShock Infinite
2013
YOU CAN'T BOTH-SIDES SLAVERY, KEN.
I swear the gaming media was seduced by the pretty skyboxes back when this came out and we were all collectively tricked into thinking this was good because of the graphics and the "twist" at the end and the "thoughtful" commentary on racism. Ugh.
Pretty city in sky though, and I like the soundtrack, so here's your participation trophy you absolute piece of garbage.
I swear the gaming media was seduced by the pretty skyboxes back when this came out and we were all collectively tricked into thinking this was good because of the graphics and the "twist" at the end and the "thoughtful" commentary on racism. Ugh.
Pretty city in sky though, and I like the soundtrack, so here's your participation trophy you absolute piece of garbage.
BioShock Infinite
2013
BioShock Infinite
2013
BioShock Infinite
2013
this was my video game reality check. i am a better person having played this, but it was simple happenstance. it is my own grand disappointment with this game that shook me out of so much of my adolescent idiocy. now i'm an even more stupid adult. amazing.
today, i don't know what i think about it.
today, i don't know what i think about it.