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Killer7
2005
You get to play as the band The Smiths and fight terrorism. What's not to like?
Killer7
2005
A friend once described Killer7 as suda51 reinventing the FPS genre based only on hearsay. Grasshopper is not comfortable within any kind of restrictions, genre or otherwise. A straightforward story or a straight laced shooter ruins the creative mojo.
But, like, should you play it? Recommendations for surrealist stuff like this is hard so I'll just say, if you hate America you'll love this game.
But, like, should you play it? Recommendations for surrealist stuff like this is hard so I'll just say, if you hate America you'll love this game.
Killer7
2005
Don't make me say it again.
I'M A CLEANAH.
I'M A CLEANAH.
why is Bowser so fuckable in this game. they never wrote him like this again after this point, he's genuinely a very sweet man in this one and they never reached peak Bowser after this. TTYD Bowser? yeah id fuck him but i wouldn't be super happy about it. SMRPG Bowser? Husband material, PERFECTION.
God Hand
2006
this happened to me once
God Hand
2006
I used to dream about doing the wood plank swing animation on my boss at my retail job
Kirby's Adventure
1993
You like Kirby, do you like "πππΎππππ", have you ever wanted to "πππΎπ" with Kirby on the NES; well do I have the game for you.
I don't know why but I had this bias of thinking Kirby games were all good but were all kinda the same too. In fact I don't remember much of the last game in the series: Star Allies.
But this one was actually really good, very fun, memorable ! It was like I was playing Kirby for the first time again.
3D doesn't add much imo, but they transcribed the classic kirby game-design in 3D really well.
Nice subtle lore, very cool postgame !
But this one was actually really good, very fun, memorable ! It was like I was playing Kirby for the first time again.
3D doesn't add much imo, but they transcribed the classic kirby game-design in 3D really well.
Nice subtle lore, very cool postgame !
Masked and Wild: DDD.
Singlehandedly got me back into Kirby. A FANTASTIC game. The environments are amazing, the puzzles are fun, and the world is all around CHARMING. An EXCELLENT jump to 3D. I loved the lore it dropped and the characters it introduced. It's so, so much fun to play. It was especially difficult for me because I didn't realize there was a dodge mechanic, but that's alright. It added some extra spice to my Kirby experience.
Imagine a post-apocalypse, but like... cutesy!
Kirby's Dream Land 3
1997
Really had to compensate for having no True Arena by making Dark Matter/Zero obnoxious to handle in one life.
Any time I needed to use an Animal Buddy not named Koo or Pitch I die a bit inside.
Any time I needed to use an Animal Buddy not named Koo or Pitch I die a bit inside.
One time I went to a melee local at my local used video game store. At the time I didn't even touch the game for like 10 years but that was ok because nobody else had really played either save for the 4 people who placed above me.
For my "accomplishment" I'd like to thank Marth fire emblem for being absolutely braindead
For my "accomplishment" I'd like to thank Marth fire emblem for being absolutely braindead
i wish people mixed kirby abilities instead of drugs
Kirby's Dream Land 2
1995
as surprising as it sounds this game released for the same console as the original kirby and somehow they cant be more different from one another
for starters the gameplay got so much more detailed adding not only the signature copy abilities (theres 8 which is a pretty solid number for how short it is) but also 3 companions that can be used to go through different types of levels and can also utilize the different abilities so thats like on another complete fucking level from the first game
these ones are cute (i prefer the cat in kirby's dream land 3 but lets say that my fav one in this is the hamster)
not much left to say about this apart from the fact that the levels are cool the bosses are cool and the final boss is amazing damn i enjoy dark matter as a hostile entity a bit too much
this game is just so cute honestly i love kirby
food for thought: is kirby a ball gag in the fish symbiotic transformation
for starters the gameplay got so much more detailed adding not only the signature copy abilities (theres 8 which is a pretty solid number for how short it is) but also 3 companions that can be used to go through different types of levels and can also utilize the different abilities so thats like on another complete fucking level from the first game
these ones are cute (i prefer the cat in kirby's dream land 3 but lets say that my fav one in this is the hamster)
not much left to say about this apart from the fact that the levels are cool the bosses are cool and the final boss is amazing damn i enjoy dark matter as a hostile entity a bit too much
this game is just so cute honestly i love kirby
food for thought: is kirby a ball gag in the fish symbiotic transformation