LeahThe3th
2013
2011
2018
A surprisingly enjoyable run through a setting not touched often in games, "Rural America" Far Cry 5 sets a high standard that future entries will fail to meet for quality and just fun in open-world gameplay, if you can stomach other Far Cry games even remotely, I recommend at least a few hours with this.
This game is a fucking travesty and the damage it has done to the video game genre has been a huge scar in the shape of an open world, it's really a shining example of everything that was completely wrong with the game industry in its time and the years after.
You've got
- The masculine urge to make your games realistic even if they can't feasibly pull the look off, or just generally look ugly.
- Bear ass collecting, pretty sure Todd Howard said one of his favorite quests was the one with the stupid fucking stones.
- Mind numbingly boring gameplay, everything handles like shit and is unfun to use and imprecise, but it doesn't matter because all the NPCs in the game have the behavior of a lobotomy patient.
- Writing that an AI could out-skill and outpace, can you remember any moment from this game that wasn't the generic shit of "KILL DRA GON GO TO VAL HAL LA SUCK DISGUSTINGLY UGLY KING'S BALLS"
- Buggier than an anthill.
- Having like 3 voice actors but no casual player can tell because they're playing through their TV speakers and the dog is barking.
- Anything neat needs to be heavily scripted (because otherwise the games engine would fall apart)
The fact that you can mod out like 50-60% of what makes the game so awful, and it's still shit is a statement to how awful this game is, it's like Fallout 4 without any guns.
Props for eventually supporting mod developers by even adding support on consoles, even though it'll never be good due to them being walled-garden shitboxes, but they're just doing it because it's the only reason any of their games have any staying power.
You've got
- The masculine urge to make your games realistic even if they can't feasibly pull the look off, or just generally look ugly.
- Bear ass collecting, pretty sure Todd Howard said one of his favorite quests was the one with the stupid fucking stones.
- Mind numbingly boring gameplay, everything handles like shit and is unfun to use and imprecise, but it doesn't matter because all the NPCs in the game have the behavior of a lobotomy patient.
- Writing that an AI could out-skill and outpace, can you remember any moment from this game that wasn't the generic shit of "KILL DRA GON GO TO VAL HAL LA SUCK DISGUSTINGLY UGLY KING'S BALLS"
- Buggier than an anthill.
- Having like 3 voice actors but no casual player can tell because they're playing through their TV speakers and the dog is barking.
- Anything neat needs to be heavily scripted (because otherwise the games engine would fall apart)
The fact that you can mod out like 50-60% of what makes the game so awful, and it's still shit is a statement to how awful this game is, it's like Fallout 4 without any guns.
Props for eventually supporting mod developers by even adding support on consoles, even though it'll never be good due to them being walled-garden shitboxes, but they're just doing it because it's the only reason any of their games have any staying power.
2015
I'm not sure where Bethesda gets off not only buying out a very well crafted series only to drive it into the ground with 2 bland entries that progressively suck more and more at telling stories, with the most outlandishly bad writing with incredibly poor personalities.
Just hand the series over to Obsidian, they at least knew how to write a game that at least had a hint of the same style that the original 2 did.
Just hand the series over to Obsidian, they at least knew how to write a game that at least had a hint of the same style that the original 2 did.
2013
A beautiful remaster to one of the best action adventure games ever made, I would easily consider this to be the definitive version of this game.
If you haven't played this at all, you're missing out on some of the most creative dungeon designs in the industry as well as some of the most beautiful yet iconic moments in any game ever, while having plenty to discover, this game is one of the few that does truly feel like an actual adventure.
If you haven't played this at all, you're missing out on some of the most creative dungeon designs in the industry as well as some of the most beautiful yet iconic moments in any game ever, while having plenty to discover, this game is one of the few that does truly feel like an actual adventure.
In a series I'm not really a fan of, Ultimate disappoints me incredibly just for offering the least so far in terms of solo content and goodies to sort through in respect to the series it features in its cast.
If you're someone who's a fan of the gameplay of the series it probably won't get much better than this (other than Melee, but that's another discussion) but past that I would only recommend this game over 64.
If you're someone who's a fan of the gameplay of the series it probably won't get much better than this (other than Melee, but that's another discussion) but past that I would only recommend this game over 64.
2007