Me and Inky are now happily married and are living in a nice house

Other than that the game fucking sucks

This one was pretty good actually

Too many Lightning McQueens for me to get invested

The Switch port, Nintendo.
Hand it over.

This game made my life peak at 9 years of age

This game has such a unique aesthetic to it and idk why. Maybe if it relied less on motion controls this would be the best Mario Party

THIS is how you should make a Fallout game. Your actions and decisions actually feel like they have weight and affect the world around you. Sure the gunplay is iffy but the combat was pretty fun for me. Also ED-E is a godsend

Tbh I only kept playing because of how funny the Professor character is

It's like Hitman but with teddy bears. Pretty goated game tbh

As it turns out something happened whilst playing this game that flipped a switch in my head, causing me to think I was a tall PMS-333 octopus man named "Squidward" who had distinct tastes in clarinets and all forms of art and LOATHED cashier jobs.

I saw a therapist about it and he just laughed REALLY hard at me, thinking I was delusional. They then threw a yellow block of cheese with holes in it and that pissed me off so hard that I began furiously eating it, shouting Spongebob's name.

Remember Big, the movie with Tom Hanks about a kid who ends up becoming a man from a carnival attraction? It's like that except I became Squidward from playing this game. And unlike that movie, there's no way for me to turn back.

It's not that bad. Sometimes I'm invited to put my art up at art exhibitions, and VERY RARELY do I get invited to perform gigs at concerts. I'm also very well-known at socialite parties.

Good game though.

Why couldn't they just make this a Wario Land game? It's all about money and Wario is particularly known for being greedy so...

Sadly the best one out of the series.