im strugglin' to find words to describe perfection. seriously, i cannot find a single flaw with this game.

good nostalgia, but as a Video Game?

s'ok

if i had to play one game for the rest of my life i honestly wouldnt feel too bad if this was it

please dont fuck up the third one

edit: just play this one again

i hope i can be half as stylish as this game some day

definitely has cracks but god damn if this isnt exactly the game for me

saints row 3 - saints row 2 = saints row 4. this is a bad thing.

a pretty alright start to a franchise that would be swiftly followed by three masterpieces, including one that dominates it's own namesake.

where has this resident evil been my entire life

i hate that i have to say this is the ideal version of dark souls since it's a pisspoor excuse of a remaster, but it is the ideal version of dark souls.

the PC version has fuckin like 100 man matches, suck my dick and balls ea

edit: im sorry, after all this time i realize ive made a mistake. its not 100 man matches. its 600 man matches. ea can shove their head into the furthest reaches of their ass

its like giving a number score to insanity

i used to not think this was the sickest game of all time, boy what a fuckin idiot i used to be huh

good butts too

technically havent finished it but the final boss of the immortal severance ending is so fucking hard im just gonna give my rating now

edit: finally cut off isshin's wrinkly old balls and its now my favorite boss fight, 5/5 withstands

edited edit: about 7 playthroughs in, this is seriously one of the best games ever made. i would even go as far as to say its the best game from software has ever and possibly maybe will ever make. its quickfire pace, its buttery controls, its insane boss fights, its gorgeous world, the IMPECCABLE combat, it all comes together to form a game that is not only unforgettable, but god damn legendary.

edit of the edited edit: playthrough counter well within the 20s. not sure when this will end. if i dont make it out, cancel my elden ring pre-order.

edit of the edited edit edit: isnt it kind of funny how its called "Shadows Die Twice" but typically in games this difficut you tend to die as the player many more times? always thought that was a pretty silly observation

well designed boss fights are what i breathe for

the threepeater is a plant in this game, which shoots in three lanes. the lane above, the lane its on, and the lane below, right? the threepeater has three heads, each one layered vertically in order to make them visible to the player. whenever a zombie is within one of the three lanes, it fires, and each of it's heads bob in order to show the action and give it a bit more life, as all the plants do. however, if you place the threepeater at the top or bottom lanes - lanes which it cant possible shoot all three - the top or bottom heads respectively wont bob when the threepeater fires, as it's not firing in those non-existant lanes, while the others still will. this game is 5 bucks on steam in case youre wondering