the monster clambering out of his little cove is what your mom pictures when dinner is ready

come back to us Klei

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you either beat this with save states or youre a liar

over half of this game is running around in a literal circle trying to find out what a triforce even is

god of war 3 is a pretty tough act to follow, but frankly this game is merely the first of multiple installments that prove it probably shouldve ended after that initial trilogy

this game does a phenomenal job of being almost half as creative and fun as donkey kong country

i will concede this game is ass, but also i really dont see any meaningful way in which this is that much worse than spyro 2 and 3

if i were vincent, i simply would not cheat on my girlfriend

cheers and applause

the deadliest premonition of all is realizing that Richard Donner’s Superman actually fucking sucks

dont fuck with me in Cine2Nerdle battle bro you dont want the smoke

more like gains of olympus, holy cow that guy’s strong

completely aberrant from its own series but if you play it as a third person shooter where you duck in and out of stealth, its actually really damn fun and gets the feeling across that i think they were going for. the scoring system makes it seem like this is “playing it wrong,” but if thats the case, why the hell would you play it right?

some of the coolest shooting mechanics trapped in some of the worst level design

im gonna treat this game with the same respect and nuance it treats its subject material:

dogshit by idiot, no play very bad