I would get in a real actual barfight with someone if I overheard them say that they didn't like this game.

I'm so glad this exists. The original OoT is one of the greatest games ever made, and this remake manages to make it even better. The quality of life enhancements, the improved character models, the addition of Master Mode; the game is just so much more enjoyable now. I've replayed this game five times, and will gladly do it again.

It's like Centipede, but more.

look people I'm a simple man who has simple needs. All I wanted was a Back to the Future game that was good and I got exactly that so don't fucking judge me.

really good game that doesnt have story, dialogue or characters