finally, my dreams to be bald have been reallzed

istg they keep pulling the "person gets shot but turns out they're perfectly okay :)" twist so many times it's almost a meme

if this was a Xiu Xiu exhibition it would've gotten a perfect rating

This game feels like a cathartis that never arrives. I think the writing is fucking stellar, just how everyone fucking freaks out in these kinds of situations only for the real story to just be really fucking depressing. Makes me feel kinda empty and sad.

Neat game but I beg of you avoid the Switch version, I dropped that version because, somehow, it runs really fucking poorly. How the fuck is a 2D game unoptimized????

This is the game for that one dude who complained that BOTW climbing mechanics weren't realistic.

I played this game on controller and I think I've learnt what real agony feels like now.

Really fun multiplayer game. I enjoy games I can just fuck around in.

The most Ubisoft ass game. Like it's fine but it's just really uninteresting.

I can't believe I get gender envy from a fucking bird.

It was fine I guess. Fuck Steve Gaynor tho

NGL the copypasta got to me thats how I'm here

UPDATE DO NOT ACCEPT THE GAMEPASS FF14 BONUS IT'S A TRAP TO FORCE YOU TO PAY THE SUBSCRIPTION

What zero pussy does to a motherfucker