NorfLudens
2014
i hate that for years all i heard about this game was that its “just kinda mid”
a little janky, some jokes can fall flat
but it’s obviously made with passion, and its fun
a little janky, some jokes can fall flat
but it’s obviously made with passion, and its fun
2023
• you cant ctrl+c ctrl+v 1-2 rooms for entire level because >like King's field
• the combat is "press S and MB1"
• i would say that at least one good thing that it has going for it is the atmosphere, but even that is ruined by "cute demon anime girl ^_^"
i get what it was going for, and tried, i really did - i even opened most of the levels - but i cant bring myself to finish this
i get what it was going for - but i dont get it on the emotional level, if that make sense
• the combat is "press S and MB1"
• i would say that at least one good thing that it has going for it is the atmosphere, but even that is ruined by "cute demon anime girl ^_^"
i get what it was going for, and tried, i really did - i even opened most of the levels - but i cant bring myself to finish this
i get what it was going for - but i dont get it on the emotional level, if that make sense
2012
I've spent here embarrassingly long time
2019
:)
2024
greatest final boss fight ever
2023
FREE MY MAN UZZI!
2015
peak kino
🚬
2024
literally what videogames should be
2020
this game f u c k s
1993
This shit rocks dude (get it? Because rock man and like rocks do you get it? Please clap)
2002
I love being a wet Italian
2001
unironically better than a lot of Mario games
2023
tl:dr play only with gamepass, DO NOT buy this game
impeccable level of quality, every button press feels just right (if that make sense), same as visuals. really, its a great game, that no one should buy
1. game is always online, if that's not a red flag for you, then here's an example of why it is:
so when I was playing, my gf was connected to the same wifi as console, and when she was wachting YouTube, guess what happend? huge input lag, making game barely playable. you can say its a problem specific the me, but even if its true, its still insane to me that fucking YouTube can ruin my single player campaign (yeah I know, because its not single player)
2. at some point in your lifetime, servers will shutdown, and I doubt that blizzard gonna do anything about it, so you don't really buy a piece of software as much as you buy an access to the server/ticket to a theme park
if we as a GaMiNg CoMmuNiTy keep giving them money for stuff like this, itll never go away, its just gonna get worse
also story was boring as hell, cutscenes were amazing
impeccable level of quality, every button press feels just right (if that make sense), same as visuals. really, its a great game, that no one should buy
1. game is always online, if that's not a red flag for you, then here's an example of why it is:
so when I was playing, my gf was connected to the same wifi as console, and when she was wachting YouTube, guess what happend? huge input lag, making game barely playable. you can say its a problem specific the me, but even if its true, its still insane to me that fucking YouTube can ruin my single player campaign (yeah I know, because its not single player)
2. at some point in your lifetime, servers will shutdown, and I doubt that blizzard gonna do anything about it, so you don't really buy a piece of software as much as you buy an access to the server/ticket to a theme park
if we as a GaMiNg CoMmuNiTy keep giving them money for stuff like this, itll never go away, its just gonna get worse
also story was boring as hell, cutscenes were amazing
2021
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