NorfLudens
2021
2021
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ʙᴜʏ ᴀ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ!ₐ ₚₒᵢₙₜ ᵢₙ ₜₕₑ ₕₒᵣᵢzₒₙ, ₐ ₘₑₗₜᵢₙg ₛcₑₙₑ fᵣₒₘ yₒᵤᵣ cₕᵢₗdₕₒₒd. Yₒᵤᵣ ₘₒᵣₜₐₗᵢₜy ᵢₛ ₛₕₒwᵢₙg. ₐ fᵣₐₙₜᵢc dᵣᵢfₜ ₜₒwₐᵣdₛ ₙₒₜₕᵢₙg, bᵢₒₗₒgy dₒₒₘₑd ₜₒ ₐₙ ᵢₙfᵢₙᵢₜₑ ᵣₑcᵤᵣₛᵢᵥₑ ₗₒₒₚ. ₜₑₑₜₕ wᵢₜₕ ₜₑₑₜₕ wᵢₜₕ ₜₑₑₜₕ. ₜₐₖₑ ₐ bᵢₜₑ. ₛₑᵣₑₙₑ ₛcₑₙₜ ₒf ₐ cₒₐₛₜₐₗ ₜₒwₙ, wₐᵣₘₜₕ ₒf ₜₕₑ ₛᵤₙ. Bᵢₜₜₑᵣ ₜₑₐᵣₛ. ₗᵤₛₜ fₒᵣ ₚₒwₑᵣ. ₜₕᵢₛ ᵢₛ wₕₑᵣₑ yₒᵤ ₐbₐₙdₒₙₑd yₒᵤᵣ dᵣₑₐₘₛ. Yₒᵤ ₐᵣₑ ₐ ₕᵢgₕ ₙₑₜ wₒᵣₜₕ ᵢₙdᵢᵥᵢdᵤₐₗ, ₐₙ ₑₓₚₐₙdᵢₙg ᵥₒᵣₜₑₓ ₒf ₚₐₜₕₑₜᵢc ₜᵣₐᵤₘₐ. Fᵢₙₐₗₗy ₐ bₑₐᵤₜᵢfᵤₗ fᵤcₖᵢₙg ₙₑᵣᵥₑ ₐₚₑ. ₐ ₚᵤᵣₑ ₛₒᵤₗ ᵢₛ bₒᵣₙ, ᵢₜₛ ₙₑᵤᵣₒₜᵣₐₙₛₐcₜᵢₒₙₛ ₛₜᵤₜₜₑᵣ ᵢₙₜₒ bₑᵢₙg. ₃₀₅₈₃₇₅₀₉₃₇₅₀₉₃₅₃ ₒₚₑᵣₐₜᵢₒₙₛ ₚₑᵣ ₙₐₙₒₛₑcₒₙd. Bₑₐᵤₜy ₑₗᵤdₑₛ yₒᵤᵣ ₚₒᵣₒᵤₛ ₘᵢₙd.
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ʙᴜʏ ᴀ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ!ₐ ₚₒᵢₙₜ ᵢₙ ₜₕₑ ₕₒᵣᵢzₒₙ, ₐ ₘₑₗₜᵢₙg ₛcₑₙₑ fᵣₒₘ yₒᵤᵣ cₕᵢₗdₕₒₒd. Yₒᵤᵣ ₘₒᵣₜₐₗᵢₜy ᵢₛ ₛₕₒwᵢₙg. ₐ fᵣₐₙₜᵢc dᵣᵢfₜ ₜₒwₐᵣdₛ ₙₒₜₕᵢₙg, bᵢₒₗₒgy dₒₒₘₑd ₜₒ ₐₙ ᵢₙfᵢₙᵢₜₑ ᵣₑcᵤᵣₛᵢᵥₑ ₗₒₒₚ. ₜₑₑₜₕ wᵢₜₕ ₜₑₑₜₕ wᵢₜₕ ₜₑₑₜₕ. ₜₐₖₑ ₐ bᵢₜₑ. ₛₑᵣₑₙₑ ₛcₑₙₜ ₒf ₐ cₒₐₛₜₐₗ ₜₒwₙ, wₐᵣₘₜₕ ₒf ₜₕₑ ₛᵤₙ. Bᵢₜₜₑᵣ ₜₑₐᵣₛ. ₗᵤₛₜ fₒᵣ ₚₒwₑᵣ. ₜₕᵢₛ ᵢₛ wₕₑᵣₑ yₒᵤ ₐbₐₙdₒₙₑd yₒᵤᵣ dᵣₑₐₘₛ. Yₒᵤ ₐᵣₑ ₐ ₕᵢgₕ ₙₑₜ wₒᵣₜₕ ᵢₙdᵢᵥᵢdᵤₐₗ, ₐₙ ₑₓₚₐₙdᵢₙg ᵥₒᵣₜₑₓ ₒf ₚₐₜₕₑₜᵢc ₜᵣₐᵤₘₐ. Fᵢₙₐₗₗy ₐ bₑₐᵤₜᵢfᵤₗ fᵤcₖᵢₙg ₙₑᵣᵥₑ ₐₚₑ. ₐ ₚᵤᵣₑ ₛₒᵤₗ ᵢₛ bₒᵣₙ, ᵢₜₛ ₙₑᵤᵣₒₜᵣₐₙₛₐcₜᵢₒₙₛ ₛₜᵤₜₜₑᵣ ᵢₙₜₒ bₑᵢₙg. ₃₀₅₈₃₇₅₀₉₃₇₅₀₉₃₅₃ ₒₚₑᵣₐₜᵢₒₙₛ ₚₑᵣ ₙₐₙₒₛₑcₒₙd. Bₑₐᵤₜy ₑₗᵤdₑₛ yₒᵤᵣ ₚₒᵣₒᵤₛ ₘᵢₙd.
2023
tl:dr play only with gamepass, DO NOT buy this game
impeccable level of quality, every button press feels just right (if that make sense), same as visuals. really, its a great game, that no one should buy
1. game is always online, if that's not a red flag for you, then here's an example of why it is:
so when I was playing, my gf was connected to the same wifi as console, and when she was wachting YouTube, guess what happend? huge input lag, making game barely playable. you can say its a problem specific the me, but even if its true, its still insane to me that fucking YouTube can ruin my single player campaign (yeah I know, because its not single player)
2. at some point in your lifetime, servers will shutdown, and I doubt that blizzard gonna do anything about it, so you don't really buy a piece of software as much as you buy an access to the server/ticket to a theme park
if we as a GaMiNg CoMmuNiTy keep giving them money for stuff like this, itll never go away, its just gonna get worse
also story was boring as hell, cutscenes were amazing
impeccable level of quality, every button press feels just right (if that make sense), same as visuals. really, its a great game, that no one should buy
1. game is always online, if that's not a red flag for you, then here's an example of why it is:
so when I was playing, my gf was connected to the same wifi as console, and when she was wachting YouTube, guess what happend? huge input lag, making game barely playable. you can say its a problem specific the me, but even if its true, its still insane to me that fucking YouTube can ruin my single player campaign (yeah I know, because its not single player)
2. at some point in your lifetime, servers will shutdown, and I doubt that blizzard gonna do anything about it, so you don't really buy a piece of software as much as you buy an access to the server/ticket to a theme park
if we as a GaMiNg CoMmuNiTy keep giving them money for stuff like this, itll never go away, its just gonna get worse
also story was boring as hell, cutscenes were amazing
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