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I’d eat Mark’s meat, NGL

Hot take: This game has the best soundtrack in the series, and they wasted it on one of the most mid games I’ve played

It’s a mesh of some genuinely cool ideas and some bad ideas and builds into a game that I just kind of think is ok.

(Also don’t play this game on switch, Chapter 6’s class trial turned my switch into an air conditioner)

Strange how there’s no AA4 and it just skips straight to Dual Destines. I mean, DD randomly introduces this Apollo guy out of nowhere. I wish this trilogy gave us a game where we could play as him and establish him as a character.

Anyways
AJ:AA - 2/10
DD - 9/10
SOJ - 10/10

Case ranking coming soon

Bisexual man with an extensive knowledge of stepladders and a man who’s defining trait is screaming attempt to overthrow a monarch

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“Oh no, guys. Do I side with the man I met a few hours ago who’s holding my nephew at gunpoint? Or do I side with the main protagonist of the last game?”

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I just finished Chapter 3, and…


Korekiyo might be the dumbest character in all of fiction.

This might be my favorite (non-FNaF) horror game of all time

I used to think this game was the peak of the franchise, but looking back on it now, there’s multiple things about this game that really frustrate me to a point where I can’t really say that it’s my favorite anymore, there are still some fun aspects, the FNaF 1 levels might be my favorite just because of the feeling of watching the animatronics moving around on the cameras, but there’s also a number of levels I don’t like, namely every level in “Dark Rooms” really frustrates me. It’s still a good game overall, and the DLC absolutely slaps, but I can’t bring myself to say that the base game is one of my all time favorites anymore.

Probably the greatest video game series of all time, can’t recommend this trilogy enough,

PW: AA - 10/10
JFA - 8/10
T&T - 10/10

WILL THE ANNOUNCER SHUT THE FUCK UP?
WE GET IT, THE PLAYER THREW A RIGHT HOOK, YOU DON’T NEED TO SAY IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN

Hey guys, it’s me, Flying Gorilla; from my new app on the App Store; Flying Gorilla. It’s a free download, so I hope you- you check it out, and, and I hope- dies

2020

One of the ONLY 2 games that ever left me speechless