A silly little shoot 'em up game for beginners! Let's play it to s-𖣠☠⏧𝕺⃤༽░山∂ꮥꐔ꒐ꏳÌ̴̧̜͕̩̲̤̝̳͛̽ ̸̔̓̍ͅH̶̠̘͎͗̈́́̑͆͐Ḁ̸̡͖̌V̶͉̆̀̈́̓̌̆̈́́͠É̷̬̀̊́̃ ̶̨̛̛̠̞͔̥͖̍͑ͅT̵̰͈̪̯͊͋͜͜R̸̗̙̓̾̕͝A̶̛̤̲̞̜̖̜̩̰̲͋͂̔Ņ̵̳̩̝͓̤͕̊̉̏̚͜͠Ş̷̗͔̤͉̗͑̑̾́̅́̎̅͝C̶̢̨̪̼̮̫̫̈̇̓͋͒͛͑͘Ȅ̶̯̝̦͋Ṇ̵̢͖̤͓̰̔̊͐͊͐̍͘D̷̹͗͐E̷͍̗̳͔͑̀ͅD̵̗̱̠̖̳̼̣́͆̀͛͆̎͐͜ ̸͖̖͇̱̣͈͖̺̤͋̈́̐̈͋̉̇͂T̷̛̼̲̭̳̀̕͘͠H̴̞̟̟̲̰̤̰͂͆̿̈̋͝͠È̵̘̹͖̰̘̇ ̸̨̱̬̓̉̚S̶̯̖̠̟̖̾͐̌͗͜͝Ả̷̪̙̯̜̙͚͉̤͋̉̿̃̅̐Ṁ̸̧̹͗͐S̸͙͔͔̬͆̌Ả̵̛̤̲̞̟̣̭̆̆́̔̕͝R̶̨̼͔͑̆̒̐̏̽͆̚Ạ̷̮̌͒̈̎̈̍̄̊́ विश्वस्य सत्यं मम हस्ततलयोः अवलम्बते ██████████████████

The timed events sound inventive but they end up hindering the gameplay. Other than that it's a fairly ok Lucasarts adventure, where there are no logical riddles and you must progress being the most insane person you can be.

This is just Neuromancer for Australians

While I have a penchant for quirky and absurdist games, I tend to appreciate them more when they convey an ideal or purpose that tends to be deeper than shock value, so this game was a letdown not only on the gameplay and design, which are as poor as it can get, but even the execution of what could be an interesting project, leaves too much to be desired

The concept, music and visuals are all very promising. Unfortunately, the controls happen to be janky and I didn't appreciate how automatic the tricks are performed.

-Mom can I have fantasy medieval RPG?
-To kill monsters and do quests?
-Yeeeessss
Actually creates a real estate monopoly controlling the national economy like a boss

I get it, 3D Mario games are not for me. Although F.L.U.D.D. plays fine, the platforming sucks because Mario is slippery and many stages require precise jumping and extra techniques(like backflips and spins) which I find a bother to get the hang on, and the camera also is a drag because it has collision, so if you're near a wall or a wire mesh, you WILL get mad over the camera being in impossible angles to progress properly. Also, this mission-based approach from Mario 64 is so boring it feels like a chore playing. Ultimately, the lava boat level is one of the worst bullshits I've ever seen, specially from a game that's supposed to be very well funded and marketed. If it was the first stage of the game instead of the last I would've dropped it, but alas, I was too far gone already.

I wish more RPGs made the same that Fable did: a smaller scale world and storyline, but very dense in its roleplay mechanics, making it a fantasy life simulation of sorts.

This game is truly a work of art specially due to when it was released, although the controls play strangely at first and getting all the endings is repetitive at some times, so even being short, it feels a drag sometimes.

The more I played this game, the more I hated it for what it is. It's story, art and music are all that you expect from a Nier game, it's quality is on par with some of the best games offered in the market. However, this comes bundled with a lazy and absolutely shallow gameplay consisted of battles which autoplay and rely only on your setups gained from the gacha and upgrade systems. Apart from that, the game ends in a month from now(April 28th) and this story may be lost forever, which is a sin since this really is Nier 3, it is post-Automata and it summons lore from Drakengard and both previous Nier games, answering some questions and gives a lot more in exchange. It's a bittersweet piece, in the end.

MachineGames's gameplay + Arkane's level design would make this an excellent playthrough, if not plagued by Bethesda/Zenimax's incompetence in maintaining a usefull netcode, turning it into an annoying and stressful experience.

Seems like an evolution of Metroid, but you have to grind for everything(HP, strength, coins, even to face the final boss) which grows tiresome, specially in the beginning where you're very weak and have few weapons at your disposal. Also has missable itens which are needed to get stronger and get the best ending, definitely recommend a guide or a map, specially for the confusing dungeon levels.

Tetris is the most ingenious entertainment software ever created. Of course, then Nintendo had to go and show the power of capitalism by creating Mode B which almost gave me a seizure trying to play on level 9-5