Paggi
2007
2018
A silly little shoot 'em up game for beginners! Let's play it to s-𖣠☠⏧𝕺⃤༽░山∂ꮥꐔ꒐ꏳÌ̴̧̜͕̩̲̤̝̳͛̽ ̸̔̓̍ͅH̶̠̘͎͗̈́́̑͆͐Ḁ̸̡͖̌V̶͉̆̀̈́̓̌̆̈́́͠É̷̬̀̊́̃ ̶̨̛̛̠̞͔̥͖̍͑ͅT̵̰͈̪̯͊͋͜͜R̸̗̙̓̾̕͝A̶̛̤̲̞̜̖̜̩̰̲͋͂̔Ņ̵̳̩̝͓̤͕̊̉̏̚͜͠Ş̷̗͔̤͉̗͑̑̾́̅́̎̅͝C̶̢̨̪̼̮̫̫̈̇̓͋͒͛͑͘Ȅ̶̯̝̦͋Ṇ̵̢͖̤͓̰̔̊͐͊͐̍͘D̷̹͗͐E̷͍̗̳͔͑̀ͅD̵̗̱̠̖̳̼̣́͆̀͛͆̎͐͜ ̸͖̖͇̱̣͈͖̺̤͋̈́̐̈͋̉̇͂T̷̛̼̲̭̳̀̕͘͠H̴̞̟̟̲̰̤̰͂͆̿̈̋͝͠È̵̘̹͖̰̘̇ ̸̨̱̬̓̉̚S̶̯̖̠̟̖̾͐̌͗͜͝Ả̷̪̙̯̜̙͚͉̤͋̉̿̃̅̐Ṁ̸̧̹͗͐S̸͙͔͔̬͆̌Ả̵̛̤̲̞̟̣̭̆̆́̔̕͝R̶̨̼͔͑̆̒̐̏̽͆̚Ạ̷̮̌͒̈̎̈̍̄̊́ विश्वस्य सत्यं मम हस्ततलयोः अवलम्बते ██████████████████
1987
1994
2015
1996
While I have a penchant for quirky and absurdist games, I tend to appreciate them more when they convey an ideal or purpose that tends to be deeper than shock value, so this game was a letdown not only on the gameplay and design, which are as poor as it can get, but even the execution of what could be an interesting project, leaves too much to be desired
2012
2008
2002
I get it, 3D Mario games are not for me. Although F.L.U.D.D. plays fine, the platforming sucks because Mario is slippery and many stages require precise jumping and extra techniques(like backflips and spins) which I find a bother to get the hang on, and the camera also is a drag because it has collision, so if you're near a wall or a wire mesh, you WILL get mad over the camera being in impossible angles to progress properly. Also, this mission-based approach from Mario 64 is so boring it feels like a chore playing. Ultimately, the lava boat level is one of the worst bullshits I've ever seen, specially from a game that's supposed to be very well funded and marketed. If it was the first stage of the game instead of the last I would've dropped it, but alas, I was too far gone already.
1995
2021
The more I played this game, the more I hated it for what it is. It's story, art and music are all that you expect from a Nier game, it's quality is on par with some of the best games offered in the market. However, this comes bundled with a lazy and absolutely shallow gameplay consisted of battles which autoplay and rely only on your setups gained from the gacha and upgrade systems. Apart from that, the game ends in a month from now(April 28th) and this story may be lost forever, which is a sin since this really is Nier 3, it is post-Automata and it summons lore from Drakengard and both previous Nier games, answering some questions and gives a lot more in exchange. It's a bittersweet piece, in the end.
1986
Seems like an evolution of Metroid, but you have to grind for everything(HP, strength, coins, even to face the final boss) which grows tiresome, specially in the beginning where you're very weak and have few weapons at your disposal. Also has missable itens which are needed to get stronger and get the best ending, definitely recommend a guide or a map, specially for the confusing dungeon levels.
1989