I will only say it once: this game da bomb! this game da bomb! this game da bomb! Hey, I'm still conforming, I simply used the same rune three times. The spell it does is make a banger review, sit and watch. I can already see what all the fuss is about: "9 in 10 goblins recommend this product! Try it out NOW!" call it the fire spell the way I'm 🔥

As it turns out, I did play Libertatis. It was as advertised on the box but hmmm you know what I got stuck between a locked door and a stinky daddy orc. Shots were not fired because I didn't want to and furthermore I knew how to go into creative mode and wedaddle skedaddle my way to safety, and now that I think about it, I had nothing to shoot. I put all my points into ranged specialist and of course the game has like, two bows. They need sunlight to grow, maybe? Can't be the developers cucking me..

You can name your saves!!! You best believe I used totally nondescript names totally in sync with the current totally situation. Cooked whole lotta bread. Made mad number of potions. I'm a prepper man, you best believe I am that guy. Small roadblock is my character looking like a hobo with a bowlcut, but idk it was the best option. Doesnt matter because the lore still says I'm the Holy Moly or something of the sort.

It's not that cryptic? Honestly games back then were kinda like that but the one game taking place in the crypts was spared of that. We have another emblematic feature in voice-acting bordering text-to-speech. I wonder what happened to the guy at the beginning, has anybody seen this man? We take care of too many missing daughters and we neglect our grown men. I know this is not the future Karl Marx wanted. Negative points for including a monarchy ig.

She slowly walks up to me, emanating gatekeep girlboss gaslight energy from every step taken, deliberately. Once she makes sure I am within whispering vicinity, she utters those words

"Makoto get strapped or get clapped"

Ayo Kyoko I will never forget you manhandles an uncontrollable tear frenzy

I'm not the brightest bulb in the room, but neither are they. Do they deserve death for this reason? No!! Hence why this is a series of hopium and copium, and this is the train's first stop. Still kinda funny, these executions really have "mods kill this guy" energy to them. Everything is so over-the-top in its writing and presentation that it's very difficult to be whelmed. You gotta have an opinion on this game. Some people were FNAF kids and I guess I was a Dangan kid... a late bloomer though I was already 15, and since then the only game that came out was a beach episode cashgrab coming out in winter.

I won't sugarcoat it, this is W writing. It's absurd, it's complex, it hits you when it needs to. Kodaka's style is something special. He knows how to blueball his audience and you're still in his grasp. The protagonist Big Mac is a template compared to the others, the whole cast has grounded designs and less complex personalities but they bounce off eachother due to the story's nature, and it's a delight to see. A battle royale with emphasis on relationships and deductions is like, best template ever! So many quality fangames are being made for this reason. Very few are actually completed, people don't see the labor needed for the whole package, meanwhile Kodaka made a sequel in 2 years the mad lad.

Uh oh, someone died. You better not have been watching Shrek 2 in the projector room or you won't have an alibi! The main course is, naturally, the class trials hosted by horror-mascot-before-mascot-horror-games-existed Monokuma! Fun fact: he's feeling white. These transracial statements don't surprise me, he's never been one for being likeable. Gather round fellas, the council has decided- wait, you're part of it. Democracy sucks it should be an authoritarian Kirigiri government but Big Mac needs to grow a spine and somehow outsmart Byakuya, whose face is shown next to "sigma male alpha chad" in Urban Dictionary. No seriously, he faces off an entire country in the novels it's wild. My favorite character is and will still be Sakura, I trust I won't have to explain this one. But, really I only dislike Celeste. She's hyped up to be a whole lot of nothing in the end that can't live up to expectations. The VA's shoulders must be sore by now.