PolarFox
2016
Why would you let me play this game stealthy when you already made killing people so fun?
2023
It took them 9 fucking years but in the end, I CAN NOW SEE MY LEGS.
I've been with Ezio from the moment he was born till the moment he invented the Turkish Doner and I don't regret a second of it.
So let me get this straight.. I'm pretty much just the Italian equivalent of Batman.
2009
The best thing to come out of Italy after pizza.
2023
Is between this game, teardown, and Ukraine, for which has the best destruction system
2012
To-do list:
- Play hide-and-seek with Emily,
- Murder all the nobility,
- Bring Emily home from the prostitute center,
- Search for cultist stones,
- Take a nap.
- Play hide-and-seek with Emily,
- Murder all the nobility,
- Bring Emily home from the prostitute center,
- Search for cultist stones,
- Take a nap.
1998
Who knew a murdering scientist in an orange scuba diving suit will be the reason for the disappearance of half of the American army and also the extinction of life on Mars?
2013
Don't mind me, I'm just the Big Bad Wolf disguised as a human with one of the three little pigs' as my roommate, my best friend is a frog and I'm trying to bang Snow White.
Also, I think there's also a crime involved.
Also, I think there's also a crime involved.
I'm surprised they bother making Blazkowicz black and then a woman but Asian was just too much.
"It was space aliens, man!", were the best last words ever.
2013
THIS GAME IS SO GOOD THEY MADE 3 CONSOLES FOR IT.
2017
The world is truly fuckt if the only hope is a redheaded with a bow.
Well, at least they gave me the chance to kill an innocent man.
I wish Death was my brother.