Quasar6229
33 Reviews liked by Quasar6229
yeah ok might as well get a huge black screen with the words "fuck you" blinking at the center of the screen and in red arial font
Eternal Sonata
2007
you play as Frédéric Francois Chopin killing people with fucking black magic this game is sooooo gooooood + Falsetto exists
Super Mario Land
1989
back in the day I'd set up my alarm clock to the world 4 theme so that I'd wake up as soon as possible to turn the damn thing off
Super Mario Bros. 3
1993
this game became alive and said that my mother sucks dicks in hell and shut down my computer
i repicked up my old save and i got jumpscared that i named the little yoshi "faggot" and closed the game again
Wii Sports Club
2013
my aunt broke her back while playing this with me
Persona 3 Portable
2009
kotone attacks people with a giant q-tip
Persona 3 FES
2007
Fuuka Yamagayshi
Half-Life 2
2004
are you fucking kidding me
Banjo-Tooie
2009
Banjo-Tooie worlds are thirty times bigger than the penises of the people who bitch about it being too big
Team Fortress 2
2007
i love the nine classes' mechanics i wish the question mark was playable though
Sex Kitten Sim-Date
2004
the whole sex kitten saga is just the peak of early internet humor, i choked on a chicken wing because sex kitten mexico made me giggle
opens up persona 3 mc story
junpei comes on screen
"Koromaru said: ''i want it to have big bazoongas''!"
instant 3.5 stars
junpei comes on screen
"Koromaru said: ''i want it to have big bazoongas''!"
instant 3.5 stars
ain't that special since the main gimmick and the online are obsolete now. it has wario though
WarioWare D.I.Y.
2009
this fucking game man is so fucking cool i swear and when i use the word fuck four times in a review you know i'm fuckin serious