this game kinda sucks till alph goes full commie
2017
china #1
i did a kickflip
yall wanna learn how to do a fuckin infinite?!
2014
tingle should be in every zeldar game
2003
captain falcon is a 5-star pimp
2001
the flower had big milkers and i def jerked off to that in middle school
2006
global climate change will kill us all
try and fuck your lords daughters or wife and then uninstall when you get imprisoned
2002
doing crimes is good
2005
trying to get ripped so i can join a gang and throw A Clockwork Orange nerds off rooftops like in this game
1995
if i lived in a comic book i would def have sex with wolverine and april from TMNT
game for nostalgic boomers thats actually pretty fun
a certified middle school sleepover classic, shit whips
2000
ngl if i was a dino i'd want to eat reginas ass too, im human and i still do