No better way to start off the videogame with a starter that can't do shit to the first gym.

Damn they put a BEARD on a Koopa? I don't know how to feel about Mario's brand identity now...

The Frankenstein's Monster of videogames. Worth it tho because it taught me how to do a fuckin infinite.

IN THE RAIN OR IN THE SNOW
I GOT THE FUNKY FLOW
BUT NOW
I REALLY GOTTA GOOooOOO

Spyro realized the secret of happiness is actual defined areas and NPCs with personalities to talk too.

Megaton Press is the best super move in the game.

Mega Man deleted the concept of a smooth difficulty curve from his memory banks so he could fit more catchy tunes into his robot brain.

I've had the character select theme as my ringtone for over a decade.

Welcome to Mario Kart? More like welcome to Mario FART! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fireworks

Thank you for releasing me.

I brought this to a friends house and watched my two friends go 0-0 into OT5, where one of them would randomly score. The other friend was flabbergasted into submission.

It's pinball, but sometimes you catch a pokemon or two. Riveting stuff.

jump around jump around jump around now
jump up jump up and get down

spoiler: the threads of fate all start to intertwine at the end until they spell out "wiener" in the sky. Then the planet blows up. Whoops.

Imagine making a fighting game with throws but no blocking. My greatest guilty pleasure.