2005
Psycho deez nauts.
luigi dabs in this
Uh oh! Sly invited too many friends and now he is suffocated by obnoxious gimmick character levels!
1999
I'M CALLING OUT FROM PAC LAND
I'M CALLING OUT FROM PAC MAN'S WORLD
IF YOU WANNA BE FREE
YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME
YOU GOT TO LEARN HOW TO SEE IN YOUR FANTASY
I'M CALLING OUT FROM PAC MAN'S WORLD
IF YOU WANNA BE FREE
YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME
YOU GOT TO LEARN HOW TO SEE IN YOUR FANTASY
2001
WHAT'S THIS WHAT'S THIS WHAT'S THIS A TRICK WITH A TWIST
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING FOR SOMEBODY AND MAKE IT QUICK
I'M SORRY I LIED JUST WANTED TO GUIDE
EVERYBODY THROUGH THIS AND GO WITH THE RIDE
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING FOR SOMEBODY AND MAKE IT QUICK
I'M SORRY I LIED JUST WANTED TO GUIDE
EVERYBODY THROUGH THIS AND GO WITH THE RIDE
2021
For the cost of zero dollars you can not only experience the least optimized menus this industry has to offer, but also you can queue into random matches and bully children for overextending into your healing zones.
2014
he succ
2022
poinpy is a real fuckin videogame y'know
just bounce on shit until the poinpy economy crashes and all the fruit juice is thrown out the window
netflix has entered the videogame marketplace with a true videogame ass videogame that you can play for a bit and then it ends and yeah alright that's it that's the videogame
I don't know
just bounce on shit until the poinpy economy crashes and all the fruit juice is thrown out the window
netflix has entered the videogame marketplace with a true videogame ass videogame that you can play for a bit and then it ends and yeah alright that's it that's the videogame
I don't know
The days of the licensed movie tie in game are long dead, but the days of completely random, absolutely psychotic licensed games are here with Scrat as a shining example. A truly baffling platformer, Scrat just fuckin runs through random places without a care in the world in order to get nuts so he can nut. One of the greatest things about the game is that sometimes Scrat needs to pick up key nuts to progress through locked doors, and unlike every other platformer where picking shit up hinders your abilities and makes you slow as shit, Scrat runs at the same speed AND you have access to all your movement shit. So yeah if you want to shovel pure jank shit into your mouth it would not be a mistake to shovel Scrat's nuts into your mouth.
2016
This review contains spoilers
The fake steam messages during that one part was the best part of the game.
yep it's warioware
It gets a star purely from the form baton stance descriptors. You don't really have to adhere to most of them, but they're all very good and funny. Also the final boss stage is probably one of the best boss stages in the franchise.
It gets a star purely from the form baton stance descriptors. You don't really have to adhere to most of them, but they're all very good and funny. Also the final boss stage is probably one of the best boss stages in the franchise.
2018
2022
PAC-MAN, FAT MAN, YELLOW AND YELLOW AND YELLOW MAN
TELL ME 'BOUT THE COLOUR OF YOUR GHOST
IF PART OF YOUR SOLUTION ISN'T ENDING THE POLLUTION
THEN I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR WAKA'S TOLD
I WANT TO WELCOME YOU TO PAC-MAN'S WORLD
TELL ME 'BOUT THE COLOUR OF YOUR GHOST
IF PART OF YOUR SOLUTION ISN'T ENDING THE POLLUTION
THEN I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR WAKA'S TOLD
I WANT TO WELCOME YOU TO PAC-MAN'S WORLD
Coco told Crash Bandicoot to study a bunch of baseball tapes so that he could learn how to slide like the best of them, and we are all better for it.
2009
Flower is a relatable game about some piece of shit pedals that do nothing all day.