TailoredMuffin
2022
The one thing I know about this game is the "KILL THIS CHILD" (FUCKED UP!!!) (EPIC!!!) (GONE SEXUAL!!!) bit that was to show how this game has no boundaries but then I heard the person you kill is like 30 years old and looks like a child. Imagine failing to be edgy.
2016
In all my life I've always wanted to KILL THIS PERSON. Now I have a game just for me!!!
Being a cop is so antithetical to everything Sonic T. Hedgehog is and what he stands for. An icon of freedom and rebellion against societal norms cast as as the iron fist of the unjust law is like if you turned Lucas from Mother 3 into a capitalist. 'Oh but he is stopping Eggman from evil" or "He is still a cool guy on his off time" doesn't change the fact that this Sonic has probably incarcerated many innocent individuals on his own biases or because of how cruel certain laws are. This is not who Sonic is, I refuse to believe it.
Fuck this game.
All Cops Are Bastards.
Fuck this game.
All Cops Are Bastards.
1998
Was watching my friend play this last night and besides the high speed great aesthetics and just perfection of this game the best part was when we got to the randomized courses and we got 4 maps that look like cock and balls in one GP.
Donkey Kong is canon to the Golden Sun universe
Gameboy Advance Secret Code but Scooby shows the credit card information of a random person.
2011
I don't play it much bc I'm bad at competitive but the calculator is definitive facts. Chad modest choice specs Delcatty has a 50% chance to OHKO physically defensive Skarmory with Thunder. How's that for "meta"?
This game has had more of an impact on my life than any other Zelda game and this is not even cap you know exactly why.
2023
Imagine making a Cuphead ripoff but not understanding what makes the rubberhose aesthetic work in the first place while also having the really horrible racist caricatures of the rubberhose era.
2022
I could say something about how this is pure PR to get Blizzard off from their abuse of women or how this game requires money to get what you already had in Overwatch 1 or a whole other myriad of issues but I can also just say they gave Junkrat a bath and that could be enough.
They gave Junkrat a bath.
They gave Junkrat a bath.
2016
This game was birthed and murdered during the development cycle of Yandere Simulator
2003
They should bring back beast tamer
Clawroline will be the Rouge the Bat of the next generation.
2006
This game's terminal velocity is a better final level than Sonic Color's terminal velocity.
2008
MID! YIIK better!