Games I've had to explain to my parents
Sometimes you're just chilling on the couch, playing some ps4 games, and your parents have the gall to so much as exist in the same room as you. And then they start asking questions about the polygon people. Fun times imo
11 Games
Bonding experience with my mom over hating this thing for like half an hour lmao
I was so happy watching the opening with my dad. Then I started playing...
My dad was asking me why I was losing my shit laughing over a weird map
They demanded explanations for wanton elephant slaughtering
my dad called it a game for girls seeing tidus swimming and I tried to half-heartedly defend it
MOM IT'S A MULTIPLAYER GAME I CAN'T PAUSE IT
The first time my mom looked up from candy crush and asked me about the impending legal actions. The second time I had to explain that I have to replay it for the true ending. I get the feeling they're getting sick of it.
Update: they asked about the maid. I fucking hate it here
Update: they asked about the maid. I fucking hate it here
They were mostly confused. Terms like "I don't get it", "it sure looks creepy huh", "who is that naked dude" and "this seems Russian" kept floating around
"Hey is that Geralt?" "Yup, dad."
The first time I played Yakuza:
"Wait did you just dispatch those people by smacking them around with a bicycle?"
"I know, it's awesome, right?"
Every other Yakuza game I played:
"You still at it with the bikes?"
"Yup."
"Wait did you just dispatch those people by smacking them around with a bicycle?"
"I know, it's awesome, right?"
Every other Yakuza game I played:
"You still at it with the bikes?"
"Yup."
Quality father-son bonding time reading about fucked up Irish dieties and even more fucked up Buddhist demons
3 Comments
Not all the time, my ps4 is in the living room
"this seems russian" on pathologic lmfao
NOWITSREYNTIME17
2 years ago