26 reviews liked by The_Big_Ghey


-Mom can I have fantasy medieval RPG?
-To kill monsters and do quests?
-Yeeeessss
Actually creates a real estate monopoly controlling the national economy like a boss

gay furry smut but it will break your heart into a million pieces, put it back together, and then break it again. restored my faith in men i wish amicus was real

i would sell my kidneys to play this for the first time again

this is truly one of the games of all time

I like the cute lil strafe dance you do when fighting stuff :)

Nice very straightforward classic dungeon crawler stuff with a cool conclusion. Nothing too crazy. Finding new equipment n' stuff is really gratifying and the game feels very snappy with a good pace all throughout. I do wish the environments were a bit more varied and that magic was more interesting to use somehow.

Mega Man X but if it involved melee combat. Movement is pitch perfect, combat is crunchy and satisfying, and the level design backs it up really well. The story is kinda just ok but i’m willing to forgive it for the killer gameplay.

The best point & click adventure game ever made. This game has it all - laugh out loud comedy, romance, history lessons, suspense, danger, rampaging goats and drunken geordies. Anyone who has an interest in story-driven gaming owes it to themselves to play this.

Top 10 NES games for me. Actually made me laugh out loud a few times, such charm to this one. Plus, I find the game itself to be fun and interesting.

Best Final Fantasy, hands down.