Remember that one thing you did in Breath of the Wild that was cool? Okay, so what if, you spent $70 to do it again? With barely any changes? Sometimes even removing content?

The only way I can describe the feeling this game gives me is that I feel the need to take a shower after I play it.
It's like sitting in a room where there's strange ooze everywhere and the drywall's falling off.

Almost everything this game does is meant to signify how much it hates you and I love it.