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“Die monster, you don’t belong in this world” is what I say to this game

This game is a damn mess, maybe the finest example of a “mixed” experience. It’s complex and beautiful and plays like a dream, but paradoxically loses its best traits the more invested you become. The open nature of the castle is rarely a benefit, with the shift in the mid-game pushing that flaw to its absolute limits. It’s also the easiest Castlevania that I’ve played by far, with only a few bosses providing friction in the experience. Worst of all, though? It ends so much lower than it begins, with a fatiguing slog through the castle climaxing with an overpowered weapon shredding the final boss into mince. Dracula didn’t stand a chance.

Scrutiny doesn’t do its airy complexion any favors. It’s a game best experienced almost offhandedly. If you’re like me, you’ve heard about this game for years through hushed tones that helped build its legacy far past what a ‘97 platformer should reasonably be expected to perform at. My advice to those people? Let it stay that way. It’s more interesting to wonder.

NieR

2010

Games as art people are so fucking stupid. Imagine sucking the dick of a game that does Pokémon style “buy the game twice” bullshit just because you can pretend it’s deep lol

This review contains spoilers

I think this installment invites us to reconsider how we examine this series.

The fact is, Annoying Mouse Room 3 is not the most remarkable room put together by the mice, and perhaps it's focus on dazzling us with new things and all-too-clever subversions of the classic Annoying Mouse Room formula is somewhat misguided, but it is consistently entertaining in an almost effortless way, demonstrating that these mice have an almost singular grasp of the medium of rooms. Each block rotation is a delightful experience, and the mice themselves have never looked better.

The vocal parts of the fandom who uncritically champion the original Annoying Mouse Room, still looking for the complete thematic experience that wowed them so completely in that room will undoubtedly be disappointed, but after Annoying Mouse Room 2 disappointed me (look, don't @ me, the politics of that one are dire and basically inexcusable even if the elaborations of the core rotation loop are good. Don't know what the mice were thinking there), I found this a spectacular return to form.

My only major criticism is that while Annoying Mouse Room 3 delights in the moment to moment experience, it fails to really electrify intellectually, and if you asked me what it was saying, I'd probably just shrug. There's certainly elements that are potentially fascinating but I don't think there's enough to here to make a conclusive reading, so anything I might bring up is sheer speculation for Annoying Mouse Room 4. But I imagine the themes of the series will become far clearer with future intallments of Annoying Mouse Room, and honestly, the day we turn our noses up at a room that consistently delights and entertains as well as Annoying Mouse Room 3 is the day we officially lose our SOUL.

This review was written before the game released

She elden on my ring till i'm far fromsoft

Pretty cool to go through, the artstyle is nice, the story is intriguing and there is good humor to it.

The Doc Robot stages ruined this game.

misleading title, game didn't run in 50 FPS

made like a dark, twisted version of pokemon haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my open-world survival crafting slop would make most simply go insane lmao.

Steam Reviews are the only place on earth where a guy with a Dodonpachi pfp will play a game called NON-BINARY and then say "I can't believe they put politics in a shmup".