179 Reviews liked by Wormhorse


21st April 2024

My first Metroid experience and what a way to start!

Extremely fun. Fantastic level design and progression through abilities and power ups.
Amazing boss fights.

Some frustrating sections and confusion about where to go next but this didn’t bother me too much.

Looking forward to the whole Metroid series.

Faithfully adapted and meticulously crafted moments of pure awesomeness, the classic that put bozo ‘’shooters’’ to utter shame for eternity is 1 to 1 perfectly replicated onto the gameboy. A continuous loop of the glorious theme song playing constantly forever? what more can you ask for? Shut the fuck up grandma, im playing HALO: COMBAT DEVOLVED

the only good thing to come out of capitalism

''if i had superpowers id be just like homelander or omniman''

me with superpowers:

You relate to Madeline because you are transgender. I relate to her because I have Bipolar 1 and a Generalized Anxiety Disorder. We are both based.

Edit: now I relate to her for both reasons 🏳️‍⚧️

In commemoration of beating Celeste, all trans women get an 8% discount on my Redbubble merch page.

Chkn

2016

WE NEED TO STOP THE BANBAN HATERS. You guys just don't know how much hard work goes into making backshots for banban and jumbo josh. I'd say we make this the best garten of peakpeak game and deliver it to everyone on the planet. #Respectgartenofbanbanordie We will get more and more sequels cause fack you

Uno

2016

The best psychological horror game ever made

Finished All achievements w/o assist mode <3 ill never be able to repay this game with all the joy it brought to me

the game that dared to ask "what if we made everything about our game amazing but the actual gameplay is very bad

This is hands down one of the worst gaming experiences I've ever had.

I mean it controls fine for an on-rails shooter, I just think the idea of shooting underaged girls until they orgasm just kinda fucked.

This is hands down the worst game I've ever played.
The guns don't work properly, the humor is on the same level as a middle schooler, the mission design is boring and tedious, the AI is dumb as dog shit, A KARMA METER IN A POSTAL GAME, the graphics look shit even for the time, the voice acting is awful, worst of all is the game itself is so broken and unfinished I'd have to keep save stating because it felt like I was playing a game made out of sticks and glue.
NUMBER OF CRASHES
First Playthrough 11 Crashes
Second Playthrough 20 Crashes
Total Crashes 31