this games tutorial is unconventional in that it demands mechanical proficiency and a degree of fluency from the outset but its honestly a fantastic way to immerse players with a free-form challenge and familiarize themselves with the skills that will be expected from them across the campaign. there's even a demo reel that shows you an example of how to accomplish it right there in the main menu. it's all there. you guys were just 7 (or possibly 15) and didn't bother to look up slalom in a dictionary. me at age 7? Built Different. I Drive. I Listen to Kavinsky Nightcall.

Hey Elon Musk, I know your fucking nerd fans love that you used JC Denton on twitter as a profile pic, but the one most likely to be a part of an evil organization of rich assholes running the world is you, you fucking fascist billionaire. Fuck Elon Musk.


Also good game, fun times with soy food and cybernetics.

EDIT: this review is funnier after the whole twitter thing. I’m glad that pompous dickhead is finally getting publicly humiliated so thoroughly.