Games I wish had combat
There are too many games where I think "I could solve this problem so easily if the game just let me beat that guy up". Arent you tired of that? Oh you want me to solve this puzzle in a novel and interesting way? What if I just shot it with bullets, how about that???
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Buddy can The Witness these fuckin hands
That FFXV description lol.
I'm fucking crying over the idea of shooting Tom Nook in the goddamn face ToT
Also, The Witness inspires me, too, with great violence.
Also, The Witness inspires me, too, with great violence.
Maybe FNAF could be immeasurably based if I could shotgun Freddy's face on reaction during a jumpscare
@AlphaOne2
Now youre thinking.
Now youre thinking.
Bullying in Animal Crossing should be real.
I was gonna say Wii Sports but then I remembered boxing exist. Still, it should let me 360 noscope in tennis and get a killstreak.
@hotpoppah bulling in Animal Crossing IS real. you haven't experienced true joy until you spend a ridiculous amount of time hitting villagers you don't like in the head with your net.
@frommybed Yeah, but I want them to be in emotional disrepair after. Usually they get mad for 2 seconds and then send you a birthday gift anyways. I want Barold to lie awake at night staring at his ceiling.
@hotpappah undeniably based. Hamphery should have had to rue the day he decided to move onto my island in ANCH.
This is a really really nice list. Punching villagers in Animal Crossing? Sign me up!
_YALP
1 month ago