Never been so addicted to being so dog shit

Wasn't gonna log this but then my activity log said I've "played" this for over 20 hours???

When I die, please remember as Bowser Jr. in the GLA.

I'm using tilt controls!

The nintendo fanboy in me is CRINGING that I sunk more time into this than Smash Ultimate

Why does this game look like what I imagine plastic would sound like if it could talk?

Can't wait to tell my kids about Dexxit...

More like Super Mario Orgasm am I right fellas?

The nintendo fanboy in me is CRINGING that I sunk less time into this than Mortal Kombat 11

I didn't commit most of my high school calc class to memory but you bet I can recite almost every line of dialogue from this game!