contra meets fleischer cartoons meets simon says

Very fun but still not a fighting game

Fire emblem fans realize their dream of reading a mediocre pg-13 story while being predatory towards their students

steampunk Simon says with racist squid monsters

one time my college made me live with racist people and one of them tried typing racial slurs into chat and got voted off the ship immediately and he got mad over it

better than every shit Megami Tensei games and dark souls games combined

smirk is an incredibly fair and balanced game mechanic

I really felt like Spider-Man but it is a bore to do replays of and the dlcs are also kinda bland just watch cutscenes on YouTube

funny beans flop over each other while 100 gecs plays in the bg

that one mission on the oil rig outweighs all of the shitty military propaganda

the ezio trilogy is so cool I wish Italians were real and not something ubisoy made up

I'm pretty sure this is the last ac game I played but it's cool because it has pirates in it

this game was a better gen 4 remake than BDSP

literally one of the greatest games of all time once you clear the learning hurdle

Confidently has one of the best combat systems of all time in a video game