games with pretentious rats
okay so someone called me a pretentious rat (among other things) on a review of pentiment (????) and i thought it was important to catalog a list of actual pretentious rats so that people will be able to tell the difference
if i was a rodent i'd probably pass on rat and go straight to jerboa, look at those cute fuckin legs
if i was a rodent i'd probably pass on rat and go straight to jerboa, look at those cute fuckin legs
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freya crescent adheres to the antiquated feudal system of knighthood; she probably would gleefully own serfs if she could
the rat king not only has his own covenant and speaks in old english dialect but also will not stop talking about how great animal collective is
the skaven are shitty rat versions of the ancient romans, and who's more pretentious than ancient romans? not very many people honestly
both mercurio and griotte would tell you that you have shitty taste in, well, anything really
okay so there's that sequence when you're on the cruise liner where everyone turns into rats, and this includes yusuke (who has probably jerked off to yayoi kusama) and haru (who has probably never seen a poor before)
mouser thinks he's hot shit and fights you while wearing sunglasses, fuck this guy
it's a critical darling (and therefore pretentious) and it's absolutely full of rats
remy's in here too, inexplicably, serving food that costs more than your right lung
i've never actually played league of legends but twitch looks like he would be a landlord
we can all agree that remy's kind of insufferable right?
fuck slade, honestly
fuck you, splinter, i just wanted to know where the bathroom was and you told me a koan
itchy's a jerk.
FallenGrace
1 year ago