carlyraeepstein
2012
i dont think the way i normally score games fits this game
maybe ill rate it some other time
(this is not because my feelings are too complex for a simple rating or it is above a simple rating or i hate it or i love it or something like that)
maybe ill rate it some other time
(this is not because my feelings are too complex for a simple rating or it is above a simple rating or i hate it or i love it or something like that)
2011
great game really fun amazing stages but painfully short
2022
its ok
plays pretty damn good
plays pretty damn good
kiryu turns into an actual mythological monster in this game
hes a real dragon it rules so much
hes a real dragon it rules so much
2019
great gameplay great art great music just a great experience
as for the story it seems great but im not sure i understood everything and the way its told is not the best
it also gets minus points for being really cryptic the whole game and then in the end using written words to explain everything that was kinda stupid even if it helped me understand
as for the story it seems great but im not sure i understood everything and the way its told is not the best
it also gets minus points for being really cryptic the whole game and then in the end using written words to explain everything that was kinda stupid even if it helped me understand
its ok
grew on me a bit throughout the game but yea still ok
this game is at its worst when you are trying to hit a specific angle on the flippers its miserable
grew on me a bit throughout the game but yea still ok
this game is at its worst when you are trying to hit a specific angle on the flippers its miserable
2019
has its problems but also has some great moments
it bites more then it can chew and stuff
also the segmented chapters had pretty bad execution
general execution of the story also not great
saejima's scene with sasai might be the best moment in the series so far ngl
my bad for the vague review lately the more i think about a game the less i want to write it out
it bites more then it can chew and stuff
also the segmented chapters had pretty bad execution
general execution of the story also not great
saejima's scene with sasai might be the best moment in the series so far ngl
my bad for the vague review lately the more i think about a game the less i want to write it out
2019
really fun and plays amazing but painfully short
some stuff with level design sucks but meh its alright
also the game and the animations look great but sakuyas walking animation looks like sf3 twelve idle animation
some stuff with level design sucks but meh its alright
also the game and the animations look great but sakuyas walking animation looks like sf3 twelve idle animation
2020
music was great in the beginning but got meh later
gameplay was pretty bad
dialogue sucked
game felt unfinished
extremely short
parts of certain fights sucked
makes me sad to say but kinda pretty bad
gameplay was pretty bad
dialogue sucked
game felt unfinished
extremely short
parts of certain fights sucked
makes me sad to say but kinda pretty bad
2020
i heard some bad stuff about this game but i decided to play it thinking it wouldnt be bad and very shortly after i hear "playing or enjoying jazz is punishible by death you need a permit"
this game is bad
no subtlety its really fucking boring the game plays like shit the driving sucks and the voxel artstyle sucks, voxels already are mostly pretty bad but everything in the game being a different resolution is just insane
the story has nothing to say it is painfully uninteresting the game has nothing to say it is cyberpunk slop it sucks
but its not ALL bad
the detective was pretty cool, the protagonist was nice, and her interactions with control and the dog were pretty good, and the story goes to some decent places ocasionally
but ultimately cloudpunk is painfully uninteresting, and the gameplay is awful, the art is bad, and its city is empty
i had more structured criticisms some time earlier but my brain has melted away from clawing my way to the finish line of this game im tired
sorry for the negativity as i said its not all bad but its still bad
this game sucks dont play it
this game is bad
no subtlety its really fucking boring the game plays like shit the driving sucks and the voxel artstyle sucks, voxels already are mostly pretty bad but everything in the game being a different resolution is just insane
the story has nothing to say it is painfully uninteresting the game has nothing to say it is cyberpunk slop it sucks
but its not ALL bad
the detective was pretty cool, the protagonist was nice, and her interactions with control and the dog were pretty good, and the story goes to some decent places ocasionally
but ultimately cloudpunk is painfully uninteresting, and the gameplay is awful, the art is bad, and its city is empty
i had more structured criticisms some time earlier but my brain has melted away from clawing my way to the finish line of this game im tired
sorry for the negativity as i said its not all bad but its still bad
this game sucks dont play it
2023
really fun and creative gameplay, and a pretty great story, but suffers from obnoxious "social media pills" and "pikachu using a human on a phone as a horse" messaging and investing really heavily on the worlds most predictable plot twist
still really good just kinda stupid sometimes
still really good just kinda stupid sometimes
sad to say this but unfortunately pretty messy
at least the magic and novelty of pokemon monster hunter does a lot of heavy lifting
at least the magic and novelty of pokemon monster hunter does a lot of heavy lifting
2014
dated and disappointing
2016
liked the gameplay and systems way more then 0
unfortunately
story was pretty bad, filled with filler substories, chapter 6 (i think, i dont remember) was fucking awful just one giant substory, and the boss fights, the boss fights were a fucking disgrace, completely sapped my joy of several moments and areas of the game, what the fuck were they thinking
majima everywhere gets this game to a 8/10
unfortunately
story was pretty bad, filled with filler substories, chapter 6 (i think, i dont remember) was fucking awful just one giant substory, and the boss fights, the boss fights were a fucking disgrace, completely sapped my joy of several moments and areas of the game, what the fuck were they thinking
majima everywhere gets this game to a 8/10
2023
definetly could be better, but has amazing ideas and could definetly be worse
also the concept of cassettes only affects menus and the names of mechanics literally nothing else
amazing music tho
also some of the battles were fucking miserable what were they thinking
also the monster designs were mostly pretty bad tbh, the art left a lot to be desired, the different artstyle gimmick for bosses was rly cool tho, shame they didnt do it for the last boss they could have made him look like hylics 2
also the concept of cassettes only affects menus and the names of mechanics literally nothing else
amazing music tho
also some of the battles were fucking miserable what were they thinking
also the monster designs were mostly pretty bad tbh, the art left a lot to be desired, the different artstyle gimmick for bosses was rly cool tho, shame they didnt do it for the last boss they could have made him look like hylics 2