ranking when they cry

used slightly different covers in order to avoid spoilers. tried to keep the notes vague too. still, read at your own risk

also read umineko

Minecraft: Story Mode - Episode 8: A Journey's End?
Minecraft: Story Mode - Episode 8: A Journey's End?
umineko ep 8: i could do without a lot of the drawn-out action shit, but the ending's so good that i don't even care. bern's puzzle was really fun too

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Final Fantasy VII Remake
Final Fantasy VII Remake
umineko ep 7: pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain

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MechAssault
MechAssault
meakashi: the first consistently god tier thing that ryukishi ever wrote... and also the last until his next project

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Xenosaga Episode III: Also sprach Zarathustra
Xenosaga Episode III: Also sprach Zarathustra
umineko ep 3: introduces a lot of very strange and interesting concepts while also being thoroughly chaotic and engaging. very woke ending

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Sam & Max: Save the World - Episode 4: Abe Lincoln Must Die!
Sam & Max: Save the World - Episode 4: Abe Lincoln Must Die!
umineko ep 4: bloated in places (ryukishi's prose pretty much falls off a cliff whenever he writes anything action-driven) but loaded with so much more quality that it's counterbalanced

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Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I
Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I
umineko ep 1: a strong and consistent start for a fantastic story

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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
umineko ep 2: a bit sluggish compared to what came before it. like the rest of the vn however, it's a lot better in hindsight

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Hitman: Episode 6 - Hokkaido
Hitman: Episode 6 - Hokkaido
umineko ep 6: first half gets a little bloated and tedious at times, but the second half is pure fire

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Back to the Future: The Game - Episode 5: Outatime
Back to the Future: The Game - Episode 5: Outatime
umineko ep 5: introduces some really fascinating stuff but is plagued by a certain, very annoying "detective" who steals all the screentime instead

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Oni
Oni
onikakushi: slice of trash aside, things do pick up substantially after the festival and only get better from there

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Hamtaro: Ham-Hams Unite!
Hamtaro: Ham-Hams Unite!
himatsubushi: consistently decent, but short and nothing special

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Mata Nui Online Game
Mata Nui Online Game
matsuribayashi: 50% boring as shit politics. 50% some of the best scenes in the whole vn

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Mata Nui Online Game II: The Final Chronicle
Mata Nui Online Game II: The Final Chronicle
saikoroshi: kinda cool in concept; mostly boring in execution, but i laughed really hard when satoko got decked in the face by a chair

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Disney's Tarzan: Untamed
Disney's Tarzan: Untamed
tatarigoroshi: just kinda boring until the shocking finale, which was as worrying as it was intriguing... unfortunately the concerns became reality

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Disney Tsum Tsum Festival
Disney Tsum Tsum Festival
tsumihoroboshi: creates a really stupid conflict for a character who'd otherwise have a good backstory. proceeds to depict her drooling on herself for several hours afterward before culminating to a goofy ass showdown

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Wattam
Wattam
watanagashi: all the boring parts of ch1 but worse and longer. genuinely painful until the last couple hours

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Minigore
Minigore
minagoroshi: starts off kinda amusing. quickly becomes a step-by-step guide on how to irredeemably ruin an interesting premise in the absolute worst manner possible

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Steins;Gate
Steins;Gate
i just want to say FUCK steins gate

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