they said if u listen to music while u play mario wears headphones but it only works with apple music and i have spotify i wanted to see him wear the fucking headphones

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FUCK THIS STUPID ASS FUCKING GAME THEY MADE HER HETEROSEXUAL AND THEN FUCKING KILLED HER AND MADE HER A MOM AND THEY TOOK OUT WEAPON COMBINATIONS AND ITS ALL ABOUT STUPID FUCKING SUMMONS WHO ONLY HAVE LIKE 3 FUCKING DIAL COMBOS EACH FUCK YOU BAYONETTA 3 AND FUCK THAT TERF ASS BITCH OG VOICE ACTOR WHO TOLD US TO BOYCOTT THIS I STILL BOUGHT THE COLLECTORS EDITION BAYONETTA IS MY GIRL FOR REAL

i like to think the canon is that this was the training raiden did

i give this game 3.5 stars but i give the matthewmatosis video on this game 5 stars

fuck u konami i pirated this game

u can just google cave story and play the original for free please dont spend money on cave story

ok nintendo u win this is really good can u make a real f zero now

i do not believe anyone who worked on this game has ever spoken to a woman

it looks like hes about to die on the box art

even more transphobic than the first one