This review was written before the game released

you will never see me again when this comes out

conflicted on this bcuz when I was younger I watched an uncensored playthrough of it on youtube and was obviously disgusted, but when I played it for myself as an adult I thought it was decently made? the puzzles are tricky enough that solving them is satisfying, until you remember the prize is horse sex. also the animation's cute.

this is one of my favorite indie games and I don't think I'll ever be able to explain why. I don't even think it's good. tho it's not as bad as people make it out to be. it's as mid as it gets and I'm rooting for the devs.

2008

when I beat this for the first time I had to go take a walk.

yeah im def in the minority of people who like this more than the original. funfunfun weee

2006

playing this immediately after the masterpiece that is the re4 remake felt like I had been fucking lobotomized. great concepts that are held back by layers of 2000s jank, like bad npc ai, and having to re-do the whole mission after failing. also it's ugly lol. not like graphically, I don't mind old/lowpoly graphics. the whole world is a muddy shade of gray, it gets hard to look at. still fun but yeah it's old ¯\(ツ)

already feels so nostalgic for me ;_; i think everyone will always have a soft spot for the sims game they grew up with, and this one is mine. i adore ts4, flaws and all, and i still play it fairly often 10 years later (modded to hell, but yeah). idk it just makes me feel all light and comfortable and silly and creative ect ect.

Very cute and short. It's free so it not being perfect is fine by me. Micah Yujin I consent to you crawling into my window.

I really hope we get a good Mob game someday.

unironically fucks, top notch restaurant sim. really hope they deluxe-ify more in the series.

2020

its absolutely not perfect but im gonna let myself be overdramatic here: playing this for the first time broke and rebuilt me. never cried so hard from a game. the story is a very specific situation that i dont relate to, but Sunny's "everything would be better without you, you ruined everything" type of guilt, plus his escapism, hallucinations... oughh. just like me fr.

I remember me and my sister being stuck on orphan of kos for literal days.

I like the movies and the popcorn machine, not much else to do though.