I--
It's Minesweeper.
What am i supposed to say??

Wow. Just...wow.
Incredible game. Truly flawless.
Beautiful art design, timeless gameplay, AN ABSOLUTELY SLAPPIN' OST, and a great challenge. What more could you ask for?

Charming and simple. if you've got boredom and 20 minutes, check it out.

Edmund McMillen, you little fucker. You made a shit of piece with your TRASH, TRASH ISAAC. It's fucking bad, this trash game. Mark my fucking words, I WILL become back my money if it's the last thing I do. I hope you will, in your next pitiful time, a cow on a goddamn trash farm, you sucker.

It's pretty good but I don't think this Mario thing will catch on

Incredible game. The gameplay is fluid and clean, the music is iconic(for good reason), the difficulty curve is great, and the atmosphere is nailed on the head. A must-play.

Mostly at the same level as the original DOOM, but I do have to take away some points for E4. It's not bad, but the pacing is wonky and it's overall less solid than the first three episodes.

Don't play the Game Boy port, even if just out of curiosity. Hitboxes are jank, every input basically has a full second of delay, and the special moves genuinely work like 30% of the time. So, uh, yeah. Don't.

The most badass thing you can get out of a cereal box.

Hard as fuck, but fun. Great music. Probably one of my favourite NES games ever.
Edit: Even better the second time.
Edit 2: WHY DOES IT KEEP GETTING BETTER EVERY TIME I BEAT IT THIS GAME IS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

It has its merits, like the music is pretty great, and there's nothing wrong with the graphics. But the flaws are way too significant to ignore. Cryptic as hell. I have no idea how someone would be able to beat this without a guide back in '87. Also, the bosses are pushovers.

Fun gameplay, probably the best in the genre. Has a little something for all types of players. Overall, pretty awesome.
also moke

Trust me, I love Cuphead bosses, but I felt the DLC bosses were designed a little bit differently than the ones in the original game. But it's 4/5 still because the Bootlegger Boogie and Doggone Dogfight(THE GOAT) songs give me life. I'll beat it someday.

Yeah, I'll say it. I really like this game. I know it has many flaws, but this game is really close to me on an emotional level and I can't explain why. To many others, this game is a janky, failed attempt to put Mario on a handheld. But to me, it's cute, short game overflowing with personality. Also, the music. The music is amazing. The ending theme could actually make me cry depending on the day.

but dear god...those waterfalls...my eyes...

HOLY SHIT YOOOOOOOOOOOO