dumbbaby
2016
you cant fuck in this one
2002
you play as a 3 year old
My 27 year old coworker told me he wanted to fuck Sandy
Max is in love
2000
I had to download all this shit just to get the game running on a modern PC and still deal with bugs and crashes all for this MASTERPIECE !!!!
One of the most insanely detailed, well thought out and well-written stories in any game and the RPG mechanics are quite epic too.
One of the most insanely detailed, well thought out and well-written stories in any game and the RPG mechanics are quite epic too.
1999
This review contains spoilers
Great game! Lots of fun. Love the stupid amount of stats and shit. Didn’t like the hacking mini game tho. Also the last level is kinda rough. Kinda like Xen in Half-Life but with shitty swimming instead of shitty platforming. Overall, still a sexual game.
Pretty good game
2010
Pretty great western RPG. The insane amount of variable play styles and options (whether in dialogue or combat) you’re given is extremely impressive. It’s worth playing just for that alone. Story good too.
2008
Brilliant
2016
im so based for liking this game. aint nobody like it but i do B)
7/10 LAWL
2013
Me likey.
Best traditional 2D Mario in 33 years. It’s great! Every level takes a simple concept and builds upon that until the end. That’s the core of 2D Mario, but here they really squeeze every ounce of potential out these levels and it’s just pure joy.
Biggest complaint is that the bosses aren’t anything special (save for the excellent final boss). Pretty much all of them boil down to one of two reused fights, which I find pretty lame. This game could’ve had insane boss fights, especially with the brilliant new Wonder Flower that really breathes new life into this old formula.
Anyway it’s lit.
Biggest complaint is that the bosses aren’t anything special (save for the excellent final boss). Pretty much all of them boil down to one of two reused fights, which I find pretty lame. This game could’ve had insane boss fights, especially with the brilliant new Wonder Flower that really breathes new life into this old formula.
Anyway it’s lit.
1995
"Very of its time"
"Simplistic battle system"
"Hasn't aged well"
"Typical JRPG fodder"
If you've said any of this, you're a stupid piece of shit.
"Simplistic battle system"
"Hasn't aged well"
"Typical JRPG fodder"
If you've said any of this, you're a stupid piece of shit.
2022
not my cup of tea, so i am going to lower the average score for everyone