my memory of playing this game as a kid is like those mobile game ads where it looks really easy but the person playing seems to be post-lobotomy

i prefer this to counterstrike because the input lag compensates for my lack of skill

a portable open world 3rd person shooter, where you can control any vehicle you come across? this was my GTA experience as a five year old

i remember it being quite endearing, although i never played the original spore

was 10x more entertaining than biology class so can't fault it

if this game had sex i'd give it 5 stars in an instant

i don't know how they intended me to play this game but i get the utmost enjoyment by sticking one arm to the floor and the other to a friend

i love genre subversion i love genre subversion i love genre subversion i love genre subversion i love genre subversion i love genre subversion i love genre subversion i love genre subversion

the way the graphics in this game just crinkle around the screen itches my brain sooooooo goood

no idea what the game was about but i could eat the atmosphere 3 times a day 7 days a week

call me buzz lightyear the way I left the planet the first time I encountered a reaper leviathan

only thing that steps this version up from the console ones is being able to make an automated cheese factory powered by a fusion reactor and fairy magic

"it’s not Minecraft until that music starts fading in, and I’m pulled back into a world when nothing really mattered, when everything was easy, and when, well, I was happy."

i hope my dog is ok

call it unnecessary or untasteful all you want, but my god I did not expect the ending. twists like that FUEL ME.