always thought i was bad at training dogs because they failed obedience challenges, it's only now i look back and realise my ds lite's mic has been broken for years

Life peaked when I played Toree 3D while drinking a beer and getting some good ass head

good game for lonely people. makes you feel not lonely for like 4 hours.

never thought I'd find it so entertaining just blocking off the spawn and making the game unplayable for a whole 2 rounds.

1972

the ray tracing 4k remaster is a bit overdue if you ask me

fuck school lunch time we hopping on unblockedgames

my memory of playing this game as a kid is like those mobile game ads where it looks really easy but the person playing seems to be post-lobotomy

2020

call it unnecessary or untasteful all you want, but my god I did not expect the ending. twists like that FUEL ME.

the gameplay was incredibly mid but has some really charming characters and setting. wapo wapo

i remember mario being one of the first games I ever played on game boy, i don't know if it was this one or another because i never got past the first level so i can't quite recall anything about it. playing this now was quite fun. some of the levels are goofy, with easter island men running at the speed of light and some chinese ninjas levels? not what i expected from a mario game. it's not particularly difficult but playing with such a small and imprecise controller on my GBA made me die a few times, and man i do not miss the days of start from the beginning if you run out of lives. i got to the last level and died just before i got to the boss fight. after watching it on youtube i really don't think i'm missing out on much by leaving this one uncompleted, so fuck my need for closure.

this game oozes with charm and then shoots it out a cannon, shame it's become so rare and expensive

I loved staying up past 11pm trying to hide my DS under my pillow only to get jumpscared on the beach by a tarantula and instantly turned the game off. And that wasn't the scariest part, it was knowing I then have to listen to that mole.

2021

I played this game because the art and story intrigued me. I was promised 2 men handcuffed together and cannibalism. As interesting as this premise is, the game doesn't really take it anywhere great.

I enjoyed the characters. Despite the translation flaws you can atleast get the hint of what their personalities are and their motives but you'll have to use your imagination to improve their dialogue. Also helps that they are very pretty.
There were some spooky moments. I'm scared easily so this probably isn't much of a horror for most people, but I liked the amount of tense moments and gore.
The plot concept and twists were good. Without spoiling, the general idea of the game is great. 2 people wake up handcuffed together (even though they technically don't :/) with no memories, and have to work together to find out what happened. There were a couple unexpected twists but after twist number 5 was explained to me in great detail it became repetitive.
Puzzles were ok.

An obvious negative is the English translation. It is definitely... an attempt. Thank you to whoever made it as it allowed me to play the game, but could really do with a redo.
The plot points about mental health and trauma linking to violence are rather poorly written and only promote a negative stigma.
Could've been gayer.

It's a nice niche horror RPGM that's free, so if you're bored and looking for something to occupy a few hours I'd recommened it. If you want more gay try Dramatical Murder, and more cannibalism watch Tokyo Ghoul.

wayyyyyyy too fuckin scary in vr, I think I'll keep my pants clean cheers