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eldwitch reviewed Cruelty Squad
Do(n't) listen to Slarvath, I've gotten the true ending and it was absolutely torture. Very fun to crack this game over your knee though. If I gave more of a shit I could go back and get everything else. Never fucking killing the guy that locks you out of your augments in that one level, I sprinted to the end screaming, you can't make me do it again.

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eldwitch completed Madness: Project Nexus
An absolutely phenomenal game that absolutely does what it sets out to do. Once you master the controls you'll be flying through story stages, killing grunts and really feeling like you're making your own madness animation in real time. The arena mode adds a fuck ton of stuff to play with as well. I'm a weird sucker for the story, which I do not recommend getting invested in, but I was a teenager when I did so. Lmao. Great game, would be better if slaughter time wasn't so many waves of slop.

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eldwitch reviewed Super Benbo Quest: Turbo Deluxe
Annoying as fuck to control on pc to be honest. It's like, fine to be honest, can be sorta funny, if a little derivative and childish. Definitely a work of art, but not something I'd go out of my way to recommend.

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eldwitch completed Resident Evil 4
Very fun game, the inventory is the best in the resident evil series (I haven't played 7 or 8 yet). Not much to say, it's resident evil 4

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eldwitch reviewed Resident Evil 5: Lost in Nightmares
Walk around the original resident evil 1 mansion for 10 minutes, then get dropped into a sewer and lose all your shit. Have the most annoying enemies follow you as one of you cranks bullshit to crush them. You do this like 4 times. After you're done, you have an annoying bossfight where you punch wesker in the dick for 5 minutes. It takes like 40 minutes overall and is incredibly boring, better than the other dlc though.

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eldwitch reviewed Resident Evil 5: Desperate Escape
(This was played coop, so you know it's dogshit to get a score this bad)
Enemies. Constant annoying ass enemies, unendingly. You cannot move without something fucking exploding or a parasite head bursting and grabbing at you. I do not recommend playing this at all.

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