you better believe that my friend in pennsylvania could down at least five of those bad boys with the vanilla oreos and cherry on top any day of the week

probably the least accessible game on the face of the planet

the picture is how ants look up at you when you lift up a rock

i make all of my important medical appointments through this easy to use and speedy service

moments before the earth itself opened up and lucifer's hand pulled him to the underworld for his grievous sin, the catholic priest i showed this game to said decarabia was pretty neat

marios frail ass could get sacked by a gust of crisp autumn air and etc

the other half star is dedicated to our good friend shingo yabuki who broke his leg before this game came out so he couldn't make it unfortunately

your rating of this game is directly equivalent to the number of friends you had to play it with

there is a crater with a diameter of several miles stretching across my hometown and ground zero is where i tried running this game on a school issued laptop

the developers gave this game's rights to the hello neighbor team and even god himself trembled

every time klavier gavin said achtung baby my innate carnal desire for him grew ever stronger

not for those who lack media comprehension

250+ floor hardclimb that captured the hearts of millions and changed their outlook of life forever more

the whole experience is like smoking a blunt filled with gunpowder besides the spider boss, where the blunt is filled with uranium

i got banned from chatting for two weeks because i was role playing as the stall wall blissey on screen saying profanities