cultural zeitgeist for toad fans

probably the least accessible game on the face of the planet

marios frail ass could get sacked by a gust of crisp autumn air and etc

not for those who lack media comprehension

watching simon blackquill exist amidst the bad writing is similar to enjoying charcuterie and fine wine

it cannot be understated how much i love a lady who would eat drywall

gotta stack that burger and then you

kamek can hit more homers in a game than any mlb batter could during an entire season

me and my friends learned so much about each other and in the end we bonded over our hatred for the french

despite all that happened its not nearly as eventful as the days we spent in public school

many cool and interesting ideas in this one held back by gimmicky level design with lots of cheap obstacles

if i see a somniel or a monastery or miasma on the ground in any future fire emblem games me and my friends are going to chase intsys employees around with shovels and pitchforks

the aparoids invasion was so scary but they were nothing against my unshakeable mental fortitude that gave me more dedication to defeat the on foot levels than parents have to raise their children

the whole experience is like smoking a blunt filled with gunpowder besides the spider boss, where the blunt is filled with uranium

your rating of this game is directly equivalent to the number of friends you had to play it with