your rating of this game is directly equivalent to the number of friends you had to play it with

every time klavier gavin said achtung baby my innate carnal desire for him grew ever stronger

the picture is how ants look up at you when you lift up a rock

while me and my friend were struggling to keep our bond intact a replay of our expedition was uploaded to youtube without our knowledge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqiKwkVcH3s

this game gives off the warm, lovable feeling of a new york city rat snaking around your leg

yeah i think im ready for the real world now

when i lost the save data to this game there were no hot women to comfort me

there is this move dizzy can do which launches heat seeking fire spikes, just like how i can seek out my opponent's ip address

i make all of my important medical appointments through this easy to use and speedy service

i am not good at this game so therefore the game is not good - sun tzu

many miss this, but this game is actually a silent metaphor for the highly sought after catalytic converters (power moons) stolen from cars across the united states (i.e. new york = metro kingdom, detroit = ruined kingdom). the moons are important for mario's ship to help him travel across kingdoms, just like how catalytic converters are important for the exhaust systems of many cars

i got banned from chatting for two weeks because i was role playing as the stall wall blissey on screen saying profanities

you better believe that my friend in pennsylvania could down at least five of those bad boys with the vanilla oreos and cherry on top any day of the week

thanks to this modern marvel, pipe bomb culture continues to spread even to this day (heartwarming)