despite the helpless pleas of multiple world leaders, nintendo ignored their warnings and grew 35 specimens in a lab coded to construct this game

the other half star is dedicated to our good friend shingo yabuki who broke his leg before this game came out so he couldn't make it unfortunately

the political commentary evidenced by the censorship of phallic language gives the player much to think about

there is a crater with a diameter of several miles stretching across my hometown and ground zero is where i tried running this game on a school issued laptop

there is currently a LIVE, PAID BOUNTY to find the board member responsible for the inclusion of honey queen, contact me for details

pretty close to the real deal but concerning that there are no workplace safety laws recorded anywhere on the island

250+ floor hardclimb that captured the hearts of millions and changed their outlook of life forever more

a melancholy, fractured world confronted by those brave enough to face tragedy - similar to when me and my friends invaded a stranger's birthday stream

moments before the earth itself opened up and lucifer's hand pulled him to the underworld for his grievous sin, the catholic priest i showed this game to said decarabia was pretty neat

the developers gave this game's rights to the hello neighbor team and even god himself trembled

thanks to this modern marvel, pipe bomb culture continues to spread even to this day (heartwarming)

you better believe that my friend in pennsylvania could down at least five of those bad boys with the vanilla oreos and cherry on top any day of the week

i got banned from chatting for two weeks because i was role playing as the stall wall blissey on screen saying profanities

many miss this, but this game is actually a silent metaphor for the highly sought after catalytic converters (power moons) stolen from cars across the united states (i.e. new york = metro kingdom, detroit = ruined kingdom). the moons are important for mario's ship to help him travel across kingdoms, just like how catalytic converters are important for the exhaust systems of many cars

i am not good at this game so therefore the game is not good - sun tzu