Listen - I like surreal things, I like abstract things, I like slow things, I like reading. But man, there needs to be something for me to hold on to to make it through a game. 'Vibes' and 'themes' alone aren't enough.

You'll see this compared to Lynch. No. It bears absolutely no resemblence to his work beyond the most superficial. Every second of everything he has ever done, no matter how 'dreamlike', is animated by a powerful and clear emotional core. And that's the point of the exercise. It's just as easy to tell what his stuff is 'about' as it is with this game, but he gets it across in feelings, through image and performance - this game does it through dry, detached, opaque walls of text and deliberate tedium. Sorry, but one of those is a hell of a lot more compelling to me than the other.