Playing this thing felt like exposing myself to a cognitohazard.

If Jack Frost Coffee was real it would probably be a controlled substance.

No better way to unwind than eating a few handfuls of crayons and hitting people with Karakusa for an hour.

Not sure if anyone comparing this to old school resi has actually played any of those games.

Compensates for it's jank and the cheapness of it's insta-kill enemy encounters by de-emphasising it's survival horror mechanics to the point where they might as well not exist.

fuckin hell

Easily the weakest game in the franchise despite featuring a funny cat and Rodin in a penguin outfit.

Kino.