Get me OUT of here! Don't just stand there like a goon!

If you're confused then look at this list. Now you might be sitting here and wondering to yourself, why is Austin Powers! Oh, Behave! so high on this list? Well, that's because all of these games are bad! That's right, there are only roughly 30 good games on this list! And I didn't even play 3 of them! Oh bother! What a conundrum! Someone help me!

Witch Hunt
Witch Hunt
Day 15 give it up for day 15 woooooo haha lol like woah. Wherewold??? haha hah wooo
The Shell of Permafrost
The Shell of Permafrost
This is the first good game I have played in months dear lord please put my soul to rest
Ao Oni 2
Ao Oni 2
This game is too nerve-racking, it's dangerous! :3 #AoOni2
Livestream: Escape from Hotel Izanami
Livestream: Escape from Hotel Izanami
When is blorbos bongo coming out
Austin Powers: Oh, Behave!
Austin Powers: Oh, Behave!
Beat doctor evil's ass in domination so pretty good I guess. No Mini Me though...
Charlotte's Web
Charlotte's Web
If Steve Buscemi was in this game
Super Mario 64 FPS
Super Mario 64 FPS
Can you believe she didn't like this? She fucking fell asleep? Bitch? The amount of hardworking hours and passion that went into this all for some dumb woman to sleep over it. Bowser looks better than ever, controls as smooth as butter, I get to shoot a goomba ;) ummm mbadoink?>>?
Mario: The Music Box
Mario: The Music Box
What the fuck?

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Cat Milk
Cat Milk
My cat could have done this
Please Answer Carefully
Please Answer Carefully
Made some spooky noises for like 1 minute but unlike nsfw solitaire there were NO big booby ace of spades
Alone
Alone
Honestly your ex girlfriend seemed a lot more interesting I would have just tried to please her, but you let her slip on the floor and die. Shame
Master Spy
Master Spy
Dude offered me 10 grand to literally save the entire world and then I find out he's French. Quelle prude!
Stray Souls
Stray Souls
Pretty funny. I miss grandma. She had the saggiest boobs I've ever seen. My dad is a bald guy? Kill yourself!
MazM: Jekyll and Hyde
MazM: Jekyll and Hyde
Dr. JEKYLL NOOOOOO DON'T DRINK DON'T DRINK THE SALT POTION YOU'RE SO SEXYYYYY

This game is so charming it oozes style (ew) and charm (yay) actually will love to see what these people do in the future
Demo Disc: Spectral Mall
Demo Disc: Spectral Mall
NOT an accurate representation of Hell, MI. As someone who has been there 10's of times in my life. Hell Michigan is creepy as hell, the last time I was there you drive past a creepy carnivalesque sign to see like 6 disheveled houses with some octogenarian people withering on their porches, and then a gas station down the street. Would be more interested in going if it were like this.
Nothing Special
Nothing Special
This girl actually was kidnapped and shit her pants taking a shower
Kitty Kart 64
Kitty Kart 64
wasn't very kitty byut it was ;retty kart kind of lamea!
Nira Oni
Nira Oni
womp womp
Life of Black Tiger
Life of Black Tiger
His life fucking sucked stupid dumbass
Waifu Impact
Waifu Impact
They came at the worst time, and they didn't even help. Their tattooed boobs and giant pussies didn't help me at all. And worst of all, I got squirted. And I didn't even have fun!
Mr.Tomatos
Mr.Tomatos
What the tomato?
Good Job!
Good Job!
Looks pretty cute and is fine but I hated hearing their voices and she doesn't even have real boobs??? What was even the point
Bubble Bath Babes
Bubble Bath Babes
If you love Magical Drop and big bouncy booby babes then this is the game for you!
Quest for Moomoo
Quest for Moomoo
Quest for my ass on your fucking face dumbass cow bitch
Floral Aroma in the Shrine
Floral Aroma in the Shrine
That's right guys, if you cum you die.
Killer Bear
Killer Bear
He wasn't actually a bear and the game doesn't even fucking work. Is he supposed to be gay?
Sentimental Death Loop
Sentimental Death Loop
Where was the sentiment? Stupidity isn't sentimental at all! If you've seen every horror anime ever and also really like watching porn then you might like this I guess. The pixel art does look pretty good though and I admittedly had a lot of fun with it's stupidity
Slendergus
Slendergus
They didn't even give him his oxygen tank how the fuck can he breath in there
Breaking Bad DS
Breaking Bad DS
I would have cleared this fucking game if it weren't for a my personal timer
I'm Scared of My Girlfriend
I'm Scared of My Girlfriend
At first I felt like this could have come from a genuine place but it doesn't really seem like it did and it made me uncomfortable, another big loss for the Playdate
That's So Raven
That's So Raven
its okay needed to get hit here for the hall monitor skip next up we’re gonna be getting blind play through world record yea h I don’t think anyone has actually gotten the presents in this stage faster than I have can I submit my time without a video
Graveyard Girls
Graveyard Girls
All of the narrative about grief and loss seems really genuine and I'm sure it is considering all things, but all the weird fake romance stuff kinda made it feel off to me. still neat
Oppai Academy Big, Bouncy, Booby Babes!
Oppai Academy Big, Bouncy, Booby Babes!
Really disappointed with this one. The boobs never even bounced once, and every chapter ends on a cliff hanger? My fake sun tanned class president would never leave me hanging like this. And the writing? I mean, how does a water heater explode at the exact same time that an unlocked door conveniently gets stuck shut? Is this some kind of pedophile magic? Gonna be honest, it's a 2/10 from me. Maybe the oppai academy will bring more to the table next semester.
Savior of the Abyss
Savior of the Abyss
Weird stupid 12 year old girl with her sweater off her shoulder wanna be ass witches house shit
Birthday Party Bash
Birthday Party Bash
I played this on neither of our birthdays
Boobs Saga
Boobs Saga
every type of phobic. not funny. not even capitalizing properly. im so sorry big bouncy booby babes oppai academy.
New kind of adventure
New kind of adventure
The first community post I saw for this game was a child showing off his limited edition spicy chipotle chicken pizza from the california pizza kitchen. what happened to your cover sir???
Sukutte: Save Me...
Sukutte: Save Me...
Suda52! We love you!
Ms.Lemons
Ms.Lemons
What the lemon?
Pui Pui Molcar Let's! Molcar Party!
Pui Pui Molcar Let's! Molcar Party!
The most fun I've probably ever had playing a collection of mini games besides Pokémon Stadium
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
Would have been better if I could use a dance pad. I'll go into the other chipmunk games with a more open mind. Update, I will never be going into the other chipmunk games. Better with a dance pad? Stupid bitch
Choo Choo Survivor
Choo Choo Survivor
Nabnab and banbaleena would have made this game better
Silly Bandz
Silly Bandz
It was so fucking silly. Have you ever seen something so silly? I don't think so.
Ganbare Neo Poke-Kun
Ganbare Neo Poke-Kun
What the fuck?
Love Love School Days
Love Love School Days
Love love my fucking ass on your stupid ass face dumb bitch
Ore ga Omae wo Mamoru
Ore ga Omae wo Mamoru
Want to see more… will probably see more..
Venge
Venge
Sorry someone stole your idea but can someone tell me if I was playing as Justin? Who was E ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️? Morris sleeper agent game
Pedestal
Pedestal
Got bored after 5 minutes. Pretty soon I'll finally get a sleep counter...
Ao Oni 3
Ao Oni 3
Watch the ao oni movie instead
Beat Refle
Beat Refle
Boring! Don’t feel like molesting women to the fucked up broken beat !
Body Elements
Body Elements
What happened to your sauce sir? This wasn't nearly saucy enough sire
Mr. Bean's Wacky World
Mr. Bean's Wacky World
Surprisingly competent for a licensed game but still the quality you'd expect, was having enough fun with it until they said I had to 100% every level in the first world to keep playing and then I stopped.
Babe
Babe
I'm writing this with no creative liberties or freedom whatsoever. If you're reading this it's already too late for me. Babe. Does anyone even remember what happens in Babe? Is the sheep with that name actually in the movie? I can't meaningfully prove that this game isn't just a fantastic retelling of a movie that may or may not exist. I mean if this game was released on windows 96 in the year 1996 it wouldn't have been THAT bad but this game came out 1 month before Super Mario Galaxy.
I turn to see the mostly obscured figure, clearly dissatisfied with the amount that I've written about Babe for the PlayStation 2. Sweat beading down my face, gun to the back of my head. No way to prove succinctly that I actually truly believe anything I've written, all an act of desperation. I see there is no way to satisfy the beast, I quickly turn and grab the barrel that's pinned to my head to push it away at the last second, gunshots resound. I open my eyes to look down at what I expected to be gunshot wounds, but I'm fine. I turn to the now bloodied figure, I pierce my words through the anxiety welling in my chest and ask, "But why was the sheep named that?". The figure, a woman, responds "it's just a common barn animal name", I shoot 3 more times over the dulcet cords of Kevin Macleod. And yet she complained, that her belly was not full.
Eyeless Jack
Eyeless Jack
I don't even remember this
Pop Plus: Solo
Pop Plus: Solo
Literally go outside and blow bubbles
Sexts
Sexts
Some ONEturn on the ac in this hospital! who put all these levers on the walls.... oh no...... the lions... they're coming......... ARRHHHHH NIOOO OH MY GOD
Some Say It Has Always Been Here
Some Say It Has Always Been Here
Referencing Stanislaw Lem and Tarkovsky in one sentence and clearly trying to write your arthouse fic like they write their stories is a demerit
EDIT: I realize now that he was probably referencing the movie and NOT the book but it was still DUMB
Buff Imposter
Buff Imposter
God what a fucking cunt
Dead Dreams
Dead Dreams
“Dead”, is not the word I would use personally, but I learned what color a garnet is I suppose
Oyadori no Ko
Oyadori no Ko
It may not have had strong or courageous women, but at least it had shaolin kung-fu that was so good it made everyone explode themselves. the Suda52 cinematic universe comes to a close, but it will not be forgotten.
RuPaul's Drag Race Superstar
RuPaul's Drag Race Superstar
SORRY NEWCOMER; YOU DIDNT SHORT THE STOCK ON SILTRONIC FAST ENOUGH; SASHAY AWAY pit stop guy Marcus
Mighty Beanz Pocket Puzzles
Mighty Beanz Pocket Puzzles
I beaned it so fucking hard I got the 2x super bean offhhhhhhhghhgh fuck yeaa
See No Fear
See No Fear
Extremely short and pretty well put together experience. It´s really confusing to navigate but I can´t fault it too much for being like 10 minutes long
Slendrina
Slendrina
Congratulation! You have escaped slendriner:3
Townlore
Townlore
You will never be a creepypasta.
Goosebumps: Dead of Night
Goosebumps: Dead of Night
Actually a pretty fun, short game. A lot of care for a random goosebumps game with Jack Black also, shame I got soft locked at the end :(
Its Snowing
Its Snowing
No apostrophe dumbass whore bitch fucking idiot
The Future You've Been Dreaming Of
The Future You've Been Dreaming Of
The September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11,[d] were four coordinated Islamist suicide terrorist attacks carried out by al-Qaeda against the United States in 2001. That morning, 19 terrorists hijacked four commercial airliners scheduled to travel from the New England and Mid-Atlantic regions of the East Coast to California
-15 femininity
Back at the Barnyard: Slop Bucket Games
Back at the Barnyard: Slop Bucket Games
A game all about running to the junkyard and winning the slop buckets, you'll find all the shitty knock off flash games you need in this, like Carnival Games but without the meat. And unlike the other much better Barnyard game, no squirting either. I spent the better portion of an hour beating this game all because of Cowtapult and Shufflepuck, the worst experiences I've had in my recent life. The car games are pretty fun, more competent than anything else it provides. Pig getting really emotional and crying on the edge of his seat for me constantly was my one driving motivation for beating this game.
I know no one can be as excited about the Slop Bucket Challenge as I am, but I made a sacrifice for the greater good of our generation, any proof that exists that I am the only person that has beaten this game besides the person beneath me is not true. Kevin James would be so proud of me, I love you so much Kevin Paul Blart was so funny please get back to me soon.
Pretty Princess: Magical Garden Island
Pretty Princess: Magical Garden Island
I mean it's animal crossing but I can be a fucking princess.. Umm... Dababada?? Bagoobledoo????
Thy Creature
Thy Creature
Mazm may I have some’mowr
Beat'n Groovy
Beat'n Groovy
This game is probably FINE honestly but my game must have been fucked up because not a single fucking sound this game produced was synced properly at all and it sounded like a fucking nightmare, also rhythm game score doesn't go higher than great? Not good for my self esteem. Much love to Jennifer, she's just like me...
Hopping Girl Kohane EX
Hopping Girl Kohane EX
Medium bouncy booby babes? Literal bouncy booby babes?
NSFW Solitaire
NSFW Solitaire
It's solitaire. It's boobs. I don't know how to play solitaire.
Oni Asobi
Oni Asobi
It made me frustrated and and I hated it! Fail!
Howling Village: Echoes
Howling Village: Echoes
You've gotta be kidding me... I'm on fire.
Mario In Clock Town
Mario In Clock Town
Rom hacks are cool and all but this ran like shit and I couldn't figure out what to do
Spray
Spray
⬇️⬇️I'M WITH STUPID⬇️⬇️

I don't remember which one was below this before
Taboo Trial
Taboo Trial
The taboo trial was the friends I sexually assaulted along the way
The Diner
The Diner
Couldn't see anything and I spent more time downloading the game than I did playing it
Cat Go! Ultimate Challenge
Cat Go! Ultimate Challenge
Cat's went
MythBusters: The Game
MythBusters: The Game
This is not mythbusters.
The Visitor
The Visitor
I don't fucking remember what this is. A kid ate poop and there was a troll?
A House for Alesa
A House for Alesa
It was almost good, until, well, you know...
Case of the Mysterious Death of Keiko Haraeda
Case of the Mysterious Death of Keiko Haraeda
Bored! Let me play blorbos blingo instead!
Marble Maid
Marble Maid
Monkey madness! Oh my glorp! Da chonky bujnnyuso snoinky....,,!!!!<,.!<,>!!
Apex Heroines
Apex Heroines
I just wanted to be “little orange”…
Bill & Carol
Bill & Carol
6 years in the making, erm, more like 60 years in the making! woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Halloween 1
Halloween 1
Michael noooo oh nverminde
Hippo: Little Red Riding Hood
Hippo: Little Red Riding Hood
I mean this game is literally just a scam but it also feels kinda weirdly racist where the fuck is Peppa when you need her! Oh yeah, she was splashing in a puddle with the dead queen of England! At least they put some effort into their scam I suppose
My Dear Brother Jeff
My Dear Brother Jeff
🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪
Poptropica
Poptropica
...
Reunion
Reunion
It was pretty decent for what it is. Jeff was at his finest for us in this one and I gotta sa- oh no he's coming oh oh oh oh oh oh oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bonk kachonk woooooosh I'm tired
Yeah! Fighting Girl
Yeah! Fighting Girl
Mmmmanarmfmmmnanmnumnumnum becomes watermeloion and r ollls of f train
A House for Alesa 2
A House for Alesa 2
No comment.
A House for Alesa 3
A House for Alesa 3
Someone you know is gay.
Someone you know is "bi".
Someone you know is transgender.
Someone you know is A. V. Dossow.

Watch your back.
Ao Oni 3D
Ao Oni 3D
3d ?? Blue demon 3D>>? PURPLE demown.....
Dread Weight
Dread Weight
Better than the first game? 3D backgrounds look cool but I had no idea what the fuck to do and seemingly everything had to be done perfectly
Hairy Trees Massacre
Hairy Trees Massacre
Marrying bigfoot was a total wash. Scam ass game, fake ass legs, stupid ass boobs
Revenge: Jane The Killer
Revenge: Jane The Killer
Revenge for what? You don't need to get revenge with boobs THAT big!

27 Comments


1 year ago

Deadly Night was a stain on my family-friendly (mostly) shitty games track record

1 year ago

I mostly forgive you

1 year ago

I fucking hate the devil in me I wish we never played deadly night so you could slap that shit at the very bottom where it belongs

1 year ago

I mostly forgive you.

1 year ago

I was gonna say that I don't forgive YOU but then I saw the list. Thank u

1 year ago

why do you refer to me here as if I am some bodiless entity

1 year ago

You know why...

1 year ago

Please finish mr beans world i wanna go back.

1 year ago

Happy 69th game!

1 year ago

Purgatory is the perfect 69th game because that’s where I belong after playing the last 2 games and nothing special

1 year ago

we should of played dmmd for this occassion. Is there another funny sex number. 74?

1 year ago

@moschidae I'd like to refrain from answering.

1 year ago

Why is usagi so sad

1 year ago

@moschidae she was forced to play craftopia for 20 minutes

1 year ago

Craftopia wasnt that bad.... master spy however....

1 year ago

@moschidae you just don't understand the MASTERY of those SPIES

1 year ago

I care not for the elegance of the spies. Jobless is not crime.

1 year ago

@curse It was pretty neat, but I'm not good enough for it... Music was good though, surprised there was a pretty high profile name behind it. The goofy cutscenes were my positive take away, though.

1 year ago

@curse I might try it again sometime, but nay, I'm so poor right now that the 1.50 I spent on it is more valuable to me

1 year ago

I didnt understand why gollum was like that till i looked at their games just now and saw that thry made/published the suicide of Rachel foster and shooting stars.... smeagol just can not win...

1 year ago

@moschidae Smeagol fits right in

10 months ago

Happy 100 game. Do you feel altered.

10 months ago

Mort the chicken saved my life

10 months ago

Greyhill incident all alone on page 2

10 months ago

@moschidae not after tomorrow

10 months ago

Cho choo charler jumpscare......

8 months ago

Turkey burger.


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