Get me OUT of here! Don't just stand there like a goon!

If you're confused then look at this list. Now you might be sitting here and wondering to yourself, why is Austin Powers! Oh, Behave! so high on this list? Well, that's because all of these games are bad! That's right, there are only roughly 30 good games on this list! And I didn't even play 3 of them! Oh bother! What a conundrum! Someone help me!

Tag with Ryan
Tag with Ryan
Subway surfers rip off made by abusive parents but I get to be MEXICAN. RYAN.
Western Slot Machine
Western Slot Machine
bah fall sleep
bah fall down
I can't believe the ai would create racism in my casino!
Extended Stay
Extended Stay
Porn game… gonna cry
Management games are fun so shamefully I had fun playing this except every time someone made me do sex stuff in it then I got sad
Hilda and the Tower of Lust
Hilda and the Tower of Lust
Not even funny porn. Very gross porn. Very bad things. We do not claim this woman
Neko Secret: Homecoming
Neko Secret: Homecoming
Deceptively interactive hentai tile puzzle, but they only have 2 outfits :( that girl was too glooped up on her mcdonalds shift
Rip Van Bubsy
Rip Van Bubsy
Who is Bubsy??? This issnt the bubsy I thought it wats….. Love the paper towels though
Under the Witch: Beginnings
Under the Witch: Beginnings
This is just like that one Flo milli song

27 Comments


1 year ago

Deadly Night was a stain on my family-friendly (mostly) shitty games track record

1 year ago

I mostly forgive you

1 year ago

I fucking hate the devil in me I wish we never played deadly night so you could slap that shit at the very bottom where it belongs

1 year ago

I mostly forgive you.

1 year ago

I was gonna say that I don't forgive YOU but then I saw the list. Thank u

1 year ago

why do you refer to me here as if I am some bodiless entity

1 year ago

You know why...

1 year ago

Please finish mr beans world i wanna go back.

1 year ago

Happy 69th game!

1 year ago

Purgatory is the perfect 69th game because that’s where I belong after playing the last 2 games and nothing special

1 year ago

we should of played dmmd for this occassion. Is there another funny sex number. 74?

1 year ago

@moschidae I'd like to refrain from answering.

1 year ago

Why is usagi so sad

1 year ago

@moschidae she was forced to play craftopia for 20 minutes

1 year ago

Craftopia wasnt that bad.... master spy however....

1 year ago

@moschidae you just don't understand the MASTERY of those SPIES

1 year ago

I care not for the elegance of the spies. Jobless is not crime.

1 year ago

@curse It was pretty neat, but I'm not good enough for it... Music was good though, surprised there was a pretty high profile name behind it. The goofy cutscenes were my positive take away, though.

1 year ago

@curse I might try it again sometime, but nay, I'm so poor right now that the 1.50 I spent on it is more valuable to me

1 year ago

I didnt understand why gollum was like that till i looked at their games just now and saw that thry made/published the suicide of Rachel foster and shooting stars.... smeagol just can not win...

1 year ago

@moschidae Smeagol fits right in

11 months ago

Happy 100 game. Do you feel altered.

11 months ago

Mort the chicken saved my life

10 months ago

Greyhill incident all alone on page 2

10 months ago

@moschidae not after tomorrow

10 months ago

Cho choo charler jumpscare......

9 months ago

Turkey burger.


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