Get me OUT of here! Don't just stand there like a goon!

If you're confused then look at this list. Now you might be sitting here and wondering to yourself, why is Austin Powers! Oh, Behave! so high on this list? Well, that's because all of these games are bad! That's right, there are only roughly 30 good games on this list! And I didn't even play 3 of them! Oh bother! What a conundrum! Someone help me!

The Dog Island
The Dog Island
doggy... none of your silly games are going to be better than this give up
EDIT: I have made a severe lapse in judgement

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Dinkum
Dinkum
As much as I love dinking and getting alll the fucking doinks I’m gonna have to put Dinkum below stardew valley for now because that summer sun update wasn’t very summer or sunny

6

Stardew Valley
Stardew Valley
I've already played a shit ton of this game but we played it again together so I'll put it here anyways. I should be able to get these women DIVORCED from their shitty deadbeat husbands and give them better lives. I will be Pelican Town's token home wrecker. I'd make a lot of small changes to this game but I would probably say it is the best of these farming games despite my own feelings that differ from that statement I will not explain that any futher

5

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

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Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations
A revelating door opens in my life, I just want... more. Even though Mia Fey had to come and tell us everything in every case and Phoenix Wright isn't AS smart as he's played off as, we still love him. I miss Maya so much... I want Maya back... Why did they havbe to kill Maya so much... A character has never been embedded into my heart and my brain and my personality so hard and fast than with her, one of my favorite characters ever I love her so much I'm tgetiing so hPPY WRITING THIS but I love everyone else too. I think Phoenix Wright's character development was a little strange with how he went from very silly to very aggressive to being pretty well rounded but he was at his best in this game, I did not understand Godot's GAME initially but I understand now and appreciate him. This game had highs and lows for me, the Mia cases didn't do a lot for me but I respect them a lot more after finishing the final case. I will miss Phoenix Wright. I will miss Maya Fey. I will miss Maya Fey. I will miss Maya Fey.

3

The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles
The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles
I wish I got to actually play this for myself but it was still a great experience and I wubiht:}

2

We Love Katamari Reroll + Royal Reverie
We Love Katamari Reroll + Royal Reverie
I would have played this one regardless but it was a gift so it must be here... This game is amazing and captures the spirit of the first game perfectly. The theme of it being a post katamari damacy world where the video game was a thing and they're all fans now is really cute, and it's more game, so it's fun. Being able to play as the other cousins alone would have made it better than the first game, and the presents are a lot more fun. The new stuff is pretty weird though, doesn't sit right. The game existing for the reason it does is pretty depressing and makes sure I'll probably never play any of the games past this one but these first 2 games are 2 of the best games I've played.

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27 Comments


1 year ago

Deadly Night was a stain on my family-friendly (mostly) shitty games track record

1 year ago

I mostly forgive you

1 year ago

I fucking hate the devil in me I wish we never played deadly night so you could slap that shit at the very bottom where it belongs

1 year ago

I mostly forgive you.

1 year ago

I was gonna say that I don't forgive YOU but then I saw the list. Thank u

1 year ago

why do you refer to me here as if I am some bodiless entity

1 year ago

You know why...

1 year ago

Please finish mr beans world i wanna go back.

1 year ago

Happy 69th game!

1 year ago

Purgatory is the perfect 69th game because that’s where I belong after playing the last 2 games and nothing special

1 year ago

we should of played dmmd for this occassion. Is there another funny sex number. 74?

1 year ago

@moschidae I'd like to refrain from answering.

1 year ago

Why is usagi so sad

1 year ago

@moschidae she was forced to play craftopia for 20 minutes

1 year ago

Craftopia wasnt that bad.... master spy however....

1 year ago

@moschidae you just don't understand the MASTERY of those SPIES

1 year ago

I care not for the elegance of the spies. Jobless is not crime.

1 year ago

@curse It was pretty neat, but I'm not good enough for it... Music was good though, surprised there was a pretty high profile name behind it. The goofy cutscenes were my positive take away, though.

1 year ago

@curse I might try it again sometime, but nay, I'm so poor right now that the 1.50 I spent on it is more valuable to me

1 year ago

I didnt understand why gollum was like that till i looked at their games just now and saw that thry made/published the suicide of Rachel foster and shooting stars.... smeagol just can not win...

1 year ago

@moschidae Smeagol fits right in

10 months ago

Happy 100 game. Do you feel altered.

10 months ago

Mort the chicken saved my life

10 months ago

Greyhill incident all alone on page 2

10 months ago

@moschidae not after tomorrow

10 months ago

Cho choo charler jumpscare......

8 months ago

Turkey burger.


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