isladedogs
mobile games are cinema 😍😍😍 was debating whether to give this a 3.5 or 4 but i will be nice today. fully satisfying as a puzzle game with a nice audiovisual aesthetic but the most vague plot possible but hey at least where it counts this has a lot of p creative levels and i should give a special mention to the forgotten shores levels which are as good as the main game stuff 👍👍👍
in which capcom team achieves the impossible by making separate ways good. absolutely insane this has as much substance and length as something like re3 remake while being like 30-40 dollars cheaper lmfao. i need at least seven days with ada wong
happens
2023
holy shit you can roundhouse kick the giant flies. this all happened to my buddy alex
2021
fake words in a fake made up language
2016
new game plus 2 (?)
still really enjoy this as a Dark Souls-in-a-nutshell type experience but the kick mechanic fucked up one of my Pontiac Cadillac attempts so badly i need to personally castrate whoever came up with that shit so 3.5/5 it stays
still really enjoy this as a Dark Souls-in-a-nutshell type experience but the kick mechanic fucked up one of my Pontiac Cadillac attempts so badly i need to personally castrate whoever came up with that shit so 3.5/5 it stays
2020
i need jill valentine pegging
dropped after 4 hours
unbelievably generic in nearly all fronts like if you asked an ai to make a unimaginative fantasy game with the bored tired aesthetics of a 2011 Pixar movie. music innocent
unbelievably generic in nearly all fronts like if you asked an ai to make a unimaginative fantasy game with the bored tired aesthetics of a 2011 Pixar movie. music innocent
the sequel to marvel’s spider-man! mostly a fun time with solid but not substantial improvements to already good combat/traversal but oooh boy is the pacing on this ROUGH. on paper i like that it’s not super long but ultimately that really ends up working against it with two games worth of story and character development being rushed through in that second half that by the end you’re just numb and kinda want to get over it. i’ll still platinum it somehow
feb 17 update: i platinumed it hours after writing this review.
feb 17 update: i platinumed it hours after writing this review.
2014
the sequel to halo! it took an entire year to finish this i don’t even know what the plot of these games are
2011
its good
a video game about escaping the goon cave
looks good and plays decently but everything else is so instantly forgettable those 7 hours start feeling eternal, i really dont gaf
looks good and plays decently but everything else is so instantly forgettable those 7 hours start feeling eternal, i really dont gaf
2023
Oppenheimer for dudes who sync up everything they do to The Prodigy’s Smack My Bitch Up
baby’s first nihilism lol we need to show this to adam mckay
2018
cute! a game that is definitely 45 minutes long